'The day you need a permit to put up the American flag, that will be a sad day for this country'
New lotto's possible slogan: 'Hey, what's a few more dollars down the drain?'
Obama 'feels the Bern'
'I wonder where in the nine circles Dante would place all of us who are borrowing against this Earth in the name of economic growth'
'I am ready and willing to defend my support of Right to Work'
'Without their knowledge?'
The last of the Fauxhicans?
Her skirt was WINDSWEPT
'If you don't want to carry please don't'
'We are postured to respond'
Suspect released from jail just a day earlier
'When one looks at the pay in comparison to the revenues earned by the respective tournaments, women are overpaid'
'These are barstool eruptions'
Talk about a hot take
'What we really need to be talking about is...'
'The Clinton campaign is getting a huge bum rap for this'
'My belief is that politically correct is going too far'
'Those who violate this prohibition are subject to disciplinary action'
From ballet to beheadings
Amanda Peterson was Patrick Dempsey's love interest in the 1987 movie
'The brazen collusion is staggering'
'The first Cuban-American to have a plausible chance to become president of the United States is the islands least favorite son'
Right in the kisser
Commemorating Native American heritage now justifies genocide, says prof
'Time for the state of South Carolina to rise up'
'The possibility exists'
Killer gives shocking jailhouse interview
Suggests calling them 'slayers' or 'eradicators' instead
'If you want a peek into our future with Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders then look at what's happening in Greece today'
'While round after round of defense cuts have knocked America's technological advantage on its back, the Chinese...push towards military parity'
Because nothing has changed
Malia Obama "a fan" of Lena Dunham
It's about time
Contract Talks Figuratively Blow Up In NFL Star's Face After Firework Literally Blows Up In His Hand
Jason Pierre-Paul did NOT have a great Fourth of July
'Some people are trying to put pressure on us'
Faces up to five years in prison, three years of supervised release and a fine of $250,000
'We missed seat belt number by 30 last week unacceptable'
Know the ropes
'Let the Democrats whine!'
Policy is being blamed for illegal alien murdering California woman
Oh say can you SING
Brown Family Banned From Seeing Bobbi Kristina After One Tried To Sell A Photo Of Her On Her Deathbed
'We're just looking to get justice'
'The comet supports geological processes and could be more hospitable to micro-life than our Arctic and Antarctic regions'
The former Florida governor opens up
Behind every great man, there's an incredibly astonished woman.
You don't have to be a lawful resident anymore
'We're facing the specter of reduced yields in some of the key crops that feed humanity'
'For those of us who are trying to promote union work, the actions of the District Council of Carpenters is frustrating and distressing'
Will it ever end?!?
'We welcome all points of view, but damaging or defacing statues is not the way to go about it'
Red white and boobs?
Photos of the 9th-largest marlin in recorded history
See how these flag stories fly by you
The Daily Caller's handy, 6-step guide has everything your dark horse candidacy needs
'I was looking forward to working with Louie Gohmert and Darrell Issa'
She made no mention of her private email server
The kiss seen 'round the world.'
'The Americans and other members of the coalition have successfully been operating in the Syrian air space'
Movement To Rename Schools Honoring Confederate Leaders Finally Widens To Reach Progressive Woodrow Wilson
Will Klan-loving Democrat get his rightful comeuppance at last?
When will it end?
'Their hush puppies are awesome'
'He's Todd Akin with ten different facets'
'Negro membership card in question'
'I thought of myself as an anthropologist'
'Be honest and call it what it is'
'Expulsion from the eurozone'
Death by 1000 cuts?
The NFL is all about quarterbacks
"I am a whipping post"
Law school denied accreditation due to conduct policy, not academics
'I've never seen such a happy child..'
'When leadership is displeased, they place hit pieces'
It's all part of the 'truly glorious' Badass Feminist Coloring Book
Time to drink like it's 1776!
'A wallaby doesn't belong in a private home any more than a wolverine does'
It's been dubbed a 'national treasure'
'If the providers or pharmacists refuse to follow Dr. Houlihan's orders they will be yelled at and perhaps fired'
And he means it in a bad way, we think
'I always wondered what happened to you, sir.'
'To take away his contracts is to misuse the power of government to stifle free speech'
Labor commissioner issues gag order, too
The post-Obergefell assault on religious beliefs undermines a fundamental American principle
Get out of the 'friend zone,' beta males