'The administration's decree to unilaterally expand federal authority is a raw and tyrannical power grab that will crush jobs'
Whose idea was that?
'Not good news for those who have been using illegal aliens and non citizens to apportion political power'
Is this a warning sign that dangerous times are approaching?
How is this racier than her SI shoots?
There is no contradiction between the two statements, because you are a teabagger.
'The fire appeared to be on solar panels on the roof of the building over a loading dock'
He had a Trump Tower penthouse for his cats
Very 'punny' stuff
How come no retraction?
Both public and private schools would have to allow guns
'Which federal regulatory agencies are now lobbying for the president's political agenda'
Internet obviates need for costly regulations to reduce information asymmetry
Asks for stay while during appeals process
'Just stop with the money'
'A legal room is not designed to be a dining facility'
'That's what the Fourth Amendment is about.'
Watch CRAZY Footage Of Kim Kardashian And North West's Car Wreck While She Wasn't Wearing A Seatbelt
'I don't have my seatbelt on!'
'The trial of Bill Cosby'
Warning! Extremely Graphic!
State Department to marshal more resources
Not a 'Washington cocktail party'
His mother allegedly shot his ex-girlfriend with his service pistol
Claims he witnessed a massacre of Syrian Christians
Obama 'the most reluctant commander-in-chief this nation has ever had'
'Holy s**t! Holy s**t! Holy s**t!'
'They have failed to live up to our American values and, by their actions, place families at risk'
'Sanders is confusing people about what socialism is'
'We don't bring people together, it reflects not just on me, but on the ideas that I'm talking about'
Is J.Lo bottoming out?
Officials got MILLIONS in secret deals
'It is caused by human activity, and it is already causing devastating problems in our country and around the world'
Prince Ali vs. the billion-dollar soccer machine
Claims they were unnecessary...
'That's a war where we can't win, no matter who wins.'
Go 'behind' the scenes with the 'Dancing with the Stars' champ
'The stakes are really high when it comes to our national security...'
But that's just the tip of the iceberg
'This has got to have a lot of subjectivity to it'
Children can walk home from the park...without parents!
Rates Of Drugged Driving Skyrocket, And This New Campaign Says No One Else Is Doing Anything About It
'People are not only unaware they are in denial!'
WJC, LLC lists no assets, was not disclosed by Hillary
'So if you're a politician looking to derail the progress of science, I think you're not doing your job'
No implementation until decision in amnesty-lawsuit
It could cost $1.4 trillion!
Report claims agency failed to track jobs from economic development subsidies as required by law
Maybe. But here are 7 more fictional ones that could top it.
'You don't think that's obviously too high?'
Ad focuses on Export-Import Bank
'We apologize for any inconvenience'
Mayor, County Supervisor unmoved by relocation threats, refuse to spend tax dollars on team
Don't quit your day job, D'Angelo
It's a life or death situation
Maybe don't liberate a city by chanting its rivals' slogan
Get out of the way
Mr. Spitzer resigned after being linked to prostitution ring in 2008
Classed as a possible threat to others
'Does this have anything to do with bees dying?'
'Hopefully it's on the same level as restaurants in America'
'The First Amendment doesn't protect fraud'
I mean... obviously
Memorial Day Massacre
How do they stack up
Who wrote the latest crap on tall girls?
The actress reveals what she does to break a sweat
Will it lead to an appeal?
He's waited for her since she was 10 years old
Baby bump, you've met your match
He's not feeling too hot about the Sunshine State