You can't make this sh%t up
'You have to give us more money than you have given any other state school'
'Immediate and absolute freedom'
Well, that's one way to get creative
'I think he's about to leave office and needs to say he accomplished something in Ferguson'
'We are here from Mexico and came by train'
No wonder ratings are slipping...
'That's not a choice we want Americans to make'
'A real gut punch'
'Are you willing to create unrest just so you can win an election?'
'I don't forget who pays my salary'
'African-Americans have had it harder in the South...'
'People are going to find a way around it'
Nice gets you nowhere except on a CNN chyron
Living fifty years in the past...
'He ambushed a police officer. ... This was completely unprovoked'
Drugs tend not to help dead people
Paul Harvey's 'If I Were The Devil' commentary is as relevant today as ever
Marie Antoinette was not available for comment
NY State Democratic Committee To Registered Dems: If You Don't Show Up On Tuesday, We'll Want To Know Why
The Democrats have finally run out of Republicans to blame for their problems
'It clearly isn't white makeup'
Is the planet getting warmer or not?
'What it says is that the Latinos are a decisive vote'
TheDC travels to Georgia, where Democrats need the black vote
Tacky! Tacky! Tacky!
'In a few years we will be sending our astronauts to destinations humans have never experienced'
He said it out loud this time
Welfare for the rich?
'Set aside our differences'
Far out, man
'The net neutrality movement has lost its way'
Senator dad was not happy with Bill Clinton
'If we don't nip it here, then things get a lot worse'
Senator slams her state
Will shame bring out voters?
Hillary. Not hot right now.
'His blood running down the street like water'
'I wasn't sufficiently aware of the great sensitivity that 9/11 holds for Americans.'
But they still can't let themselves like Republicans
Apparently fines aren't doing the trick
'I would be extremely upset'
The comedian decided to stick with comedy
And so did other senators struggling to keep their jobs
Obamacare isn't helping the cause