'Hijab Day is a way of teaching tolerance and understanding of others'
They're just that good
'It's the buzz around campus'
You're going to want to celebrate this holiday
TSA says it won't be searching your Facebook
There's really just one proper response
'Bottom line, it was the best thing for students'
'These are very long-term problems'
No pay for border patrol until the GOP OK's work-permits for illegals
'So he was just doing the bidding of a Swiss billionaire and he’s in the White House to do it'
'How about the combined square footage of the Clinton estates?'
Promised they'd be together FOREVER
Spox: 'It's not unusual for presidential candidates to miss Senate votes'
Don't cross the IRS or else
Top grades require that 'somebody was aroused'
'If they come back, everything that's gained in respect to women goes out the window'
Symptoms might also indicate depression, or mono
Wanted to send a national message about something or other.
Senator mocks his challengers
If you build it, oil will come
'I really believe Governor Bush is the right person for the right time'
Because Heaven is for real
'...people are judging their dislike of him based on the color of his skin.'
GOP will get comfy with yet another vote to repeal Obamacare
Nothing to see here...
'The involuntary introduction of an object into a woman's vagina'
It was like 'surveillance devised for enemies of the state'
6 in 10 dissatisfied with current immigration levels
'[W]ork shadowing experience'
'The vehicle of the Democratic Party' will 'advance' the Commie 'agenda'
Self-described socialist is also unoriginal. Surprise!
'Are they really its best stewards?'
'Chris Kyle made up a story and lied'
Time to put your headphones in
You won't believe the details
'the potential for embarrassment is not considered a legitimate rationale for classifying information'
Jeff Sessions leads the fight against the nominee
Even non-disclosure agreements are invalid
May be killed by cops instead
So THAT's what it means!
'I'm so thankful I had that gun in my room'
This is getting intense
Prohibition comes to the Ivy League
Shine bright like a diamond
$1 beer night a huge win with fans
'Does the President believe that people who are here unlawfully have an obligation and a right to work?'
'I'm here today because I was targeted by the government'
It leads 'American manufacturing resurgence'
It's about time
You get a tax increase, and you get a tax increase and YOU get a tax increase!
Are these grownups?