'...they backtracked, they cheated and they have a nuclear bomb.'
Trademark scowl is a dead giveaway despite clump of dark hair
'Were trying to get the union to obey the law'
Have you ever handcuffed your kid to a shopping cart? Didn't think so.
'Was she insecure in the way she used her communications?'
And one of them could be running the DC government...
'We've seen religion used to justify attacks on other people's rights'
It's unclear if 'The Daily Show' will remain as culturally influential in the post-Stewart era
'This administration is so desperate'
'Why public money?'
We're $1 trillion worse off than he predicted in 2010
She's alarmed by 'blocs' of Asians
Godless heathens also have big problems with the ladies
School officials are weirdly supportive
Payment was $274,000 above average
'The lawsuits against McDonalds are aimed at using government to upend successful business franchise arrangements that work for so many entrepreneurs and employees'
Second attack in 2 months
'We're going to need this'
'This un-American law sets Indiana and our nation back decades in the struggle for civil rights'
State Treasurer affirms that NJ does not face imminent funding crisis
'There is a cancer within VA leadership that requires excision, not promotions, not transfers, and not bonuses'
Students encouraged to blot out 'offensive language' that constitutes 'social injustice'
Issues executive order on state-funded travel
'Umm, that's a tough one'
'Ayatollah Khamenei... is like our Supreme Court justice'
Comedian tells man in the crowd to stop
'They did not identify the veteran's suicide risk factors'
I can't stress 'INSANE' enough!
'This is about Iran trying to gain influence all throughout the Mideast...'
She pulled out the Weiner defense
The Illuminati has already decided who will win March Madness
Obama manages to out-France the French
Bet he wishes she had a reset button.
'Fiscal concerns no longer in vogue'
Fines, suspensions and loss of picks in the draft
GOP candidates unanimous
'Basketball never stops'
MSNBC host is out of control awful
Here's How Many Punches Have Been Thrown, Cigarettes Smoked And Office Drinks Poured In 'Mad Men' So Far
We expected a lot, but this is insane
'I don't know, I'm a psychopath'
No shoes, no shirt, no heterosexuality, no service?
He was 8 years old
At least, not yet
Wait she was disabled too?
'Inuit culture is based on the ice, the snow and the cold'
'But that remark has caught my eye'
Tarek lures Karim into vicious attack by five men ...
Granted it was pretty warm outside
'Are people still going to take me seriously?'
How bad do you want it?
'Nick Swisher is getting a second opinion on his knee. The first opinion is he sucks.'
Letting Putin know what's what
But not necessarily a life preserver
Clients will be greeted with comfy robes and hot tea
'Good reason to be concerned'
'It's not easy being Muslim in America, but my choice was a spiritual transformation'
Something you might not be hearing from the news media
Angry over new Indiana law, calls all Christians 'Nazis'
From shark attacks to hepatitis...
It's been HOW LONG since his plane crash?
A DOE report says the US should drill, baby, drill!