Seeking to kill a plan he has praised, voted for, and used himself
'We've been talking about this for 30 years and it hasn't happened'
The Ferguson protests just got more inflammatory
The GOP needs to 'hoist' Walker 'on one of those chairs they used to take Caesar through the crowds with'
1,500 cases in one English hospital over five years
Move over Chrissy, there's a new Teigen in town
Stop hitting yourself!
'No hard feelings, but the show must go on'
'People are openly talking about it on the newsroom floor'
'They raise money, put it in their pocket, and pay themselves big salaries'
Football gets the first salute from the fifth-gen fighter
Sitzpinklers smacked down!
'Only an earthquake can move mountains'
And claims responsibility for their divorce
Assailant threatened customers with .30-30 rifle
'It's a complicated question, and my answer is not a popular answer'
'This new 'normal' is unacceptable'
'We try to avoid describing anyone as a terrorist...'
'I went out to my truck and got my gun'
'It's clear this administration does not care about us, and sees us as nothing but a territory'
'Obsessive critics of U.S. foreign policy have sought to disparage this film'
"I'm about to leave"
Looks like Democrats were wrong
'Part of the problem is today politicians, are running to try and get votes'
Sheriffs ask Google to shut down 'police stalker' app
'They hate us cuz they ain't us'
Requests the Republican stop using their music
'I wish I had thought to ask one of you for a Xanax'
'Nominally this ranks 2014 as the joint warmest year in the record, tied with 2010'
'He's anti-Constitution. You can't believe a word that he says'
His lawyers won't back down
In fairness, the Pro Bowl makes everyone angry
The GOP's new border security bill doesn't include any measure to stop the next surge
What can't J.J. Watt do?
And Emma Stone's reaction is priceless
New thorn in the side of the House GOP leadership
Apparently an unmanned drone
'Everybody she hangs out with are billionaires.'
Shock: people eat what they want, despite government hectoring
'Noncitizens voting? It's only fair'
Except for these little guys
'Doesn't the president need to scale back his agenda...?'
Security agency requests media to not reprint
Sorry, Tom (and the rest of you fascists)
That's not what the doctor ordered
'They're not going to worry about showing manners to this man, who has such bad manners.'
What President Obama's wish for stronger unions would do to the country
'You should have just kept your stupid mouths shut and enjoyed it'
A lifetime supply!
Hewlett-Packard CEO considering 2016 run
'She was nervous and shocked'
The husky director invokes Jesus in latest attack
This is getting pathetic
Website raised awareness about dangerous cell phone apps
Even if you're not a basketball fan, this is amazing
'If you say you support liberty, show me where you stood up for it'
Says he's been to Iowa 11 times now
'The US oil giant received the largest number of the neigh-on 64,000 online votes, followed by Glencore and Walmart'
'At no time was there any attempt whatsoever to try to compromise the integrity of the game.'
'Maybe that's why I won the race for governor three times'