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Judge Says ABORTION Makes Incest Okay, And Incest Is Fine Because It’s Like Homosexuality

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A judge in Australia's most populous state has compared incest and pedophilia to homosexuality because homosexuality, now broadly accepted, used to be illegal and widely considered unnatural as recently as a few decades ago.

Middle School Teacher Twerks All Over Students, Gets Student Lap Dance, Gets Year Suspension

9:12 AM 07/10/2014

The national epidemic of teachers who twerk and give or receive lap dances has gotten another teacher suspended from her job.

Obama Administration Kills Corinthian Colleges

8:52 AM 07/10/2014

Under President Barack Obama, the Department of Education has been making corporate existence very hard for for-profit colleges.

Students In San Diego Film Once-In-A-Lifetime Ocean Spectacle [VIDEO]

8:32 AM 07/10/2014

Well, America, if you've ever wondered what millions and millions of anchovies look like darting around the ocean in a huge, black-blue glob, wonder no more.

Here’s What Angelina Jolie’s Drug Dealer Says She Looked Like When She Was Hooked On Smack [VIDEO]

11:06 PM 07/09/2014

A convicted drug dealer named Franklin Meyer claims to have filmed 16 minutes of video footage of Angelina Jolie in 1999 at her messy, dilapidated apartment after she asked him to bring her a new fix of heroin and cocaine.

Illegals Continue To Walk All Over Obama, Now With Obama-Themed Shoes [PHOTOS]

11:03 AM 07/09/2014

Some of the illegal immigrants surging across the U.S. border from Central America and creating a growing humanitarian crisis may be wearing tennis shoes emblazoned with images in praise of President Barack Obama, according to Dennis Michael Lynch at his website, DMLDaily.

Minnesota Democrat Calls Redskins Game At College Football Stadium ‘Racist’

10:51 AM 07/09/2014

Democratic House Rep. Betty McCollum has sent a sternly worded letter to the owner of the Minnesota Vikings declaring that the Washington Redskins are not welcome to play a scheduled NFL game against the Minnesota Vikings at TCF Bank Stadium, the football stadium on the campus of the University of Minnesota.

Warren Harding’s Horndogging Put Bill Clinton’s Rank Amateurism To Shame

10:37 AM 07/09/2014

Democrat Bill Clinton liked third-rate singers. He liked to expose himself in Little Rock hotel rooms. He liked cigars. He didn't mind masturbating in the Oval Office bathroom sink when it had to be done.

Nobody Asked But Illinois State U. Will Change ‘Family’ Bathrooms To ‘All-Gender’ Bathrooms

10:20 AM 07/09/2014

Officials at Illinois State University are probably sick of only being known for working where journeyman coach Doug Collins played basketball and where hilarious actors Jane Lynch and Craig Robinson went to school.

Students Sue Ohio State Over Bizarrely Broad Anti-Gun Rules

11:08 AM 07/08/2014

Students for Concealed Carry and another gun-rights group have filed a civil suit in state court against Ohio State University, alleging that the school's anti-gun policy is so breathtaking in its scope that it is illegal under state law.

Some Terrible Person Abandoned This Baby On A New York City Subway Platform

10:12 AM 07/08/2014

On Monday, around noon, a woman headed north on New York City's northbound No. 1 train gently pushed a seven-month-old baby girl in a red and white polka-dot stroller onto the platform at the Columbus Circle stop, then popped back on the train alone, leaving the baby.

What Did Oklahoma Do To Incur The Wrath Of Satan And His Minions?

9:50 AM 07/08/2014

The state of Oklahoma has lately become a haven for satanism and the dastardly, sinister ways of satanists for some reason.

State Bans NATIVE CHINESE SPEAKER From Teaching Chinese Over American-Made Test

9:35 AM 07/07/2014

Iowa's Board of Educational Examiners has refused to certify a native Chinese language speaker as a Chinese teacher because she couldn't pass an American standardized test created by some people in New Jersey.

Obama Outhouse Parade Float Infuriates Nebraska Woman

8:44 AM 07/07/2014

Like many towns across the fruited plain of this great country, the small town of Norfolk, Neb. had its annual Fourth of July parade on Friday.

Will Obama Back Warren For President In 2016 To Screw Over The Clintons One Last Time?

12:15 AM 07/07/2014

President Barack Obama has vowed to throw his complete support behind Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren if she chooses to run for president in 2016, writes Ed Klein in the New York Post.

This Week In Terrible, Awful People: Catching Up With Casey Anthony And Joran Van Der Sloot

6:48 PM 07/06/2014

Well, America, if you are yearning to know what happened to Casey Anthony, the mother acquitted of murdering her two-year-old daughter, or Joran Van der Sloot, the convicted murderer who was also the chief suspect in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway, there are updates.

CLEVER! Leading New Hampshire GOP Governor Candidate Called Tea Party ‘Teabaggers’ [VIDEO]

9:21 AM 07/06/2014

Someone likely running against Walt Havenstein, a Republican gubernatorial candidate in New Hampshire, has unearthed a real gem of a video.

NOT THE GINGERS! Global Warming Zealots Now Claim Redheads Will Soon Disappear

7:48 AM 07/06/2014

Global warming is a strange, inexorable force determined to take away our sandy beaches, our ski resorts, our air conditioning and everything good in life. That's what well-paid people who fly around the world in huge jet airplanes keep threatening.

Tucson Police Release Body-Worn Cam Footage Of Sick, Coed-Attacking Cop [VIDEO]

1:02 PM 07/05/2014

The police department in Tucson, Ariz. has released raw video footage from the camera police officer Joel Mann was wearing when he brutally pummeled a female student who was walking innocuously just off the campus of the University of Arizona.

Radical Lefty Teacher Whines That Fireworks Are Too Much Like ‘Pretend War’

11:49 AM 07/05/2014

Just in time for Independence Day, an old lefty teacher has trotted out a bunch of tired canards about the American Revolutionary War.