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PROOF: Alabama is the teacher-student sex capital of the USA [SLIDESHOW]

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While no state is immune to the national epidemic of teacher-student sex stories, the stars really seem to have fallen on Alabama when it comes to the phenomenon. The state of about 4.8 million residents (a little over half the population of New York City) seems to produce teacher-sex stories like so much kudzu.

Satanists launch campaign to stop corporal punishment in schools

8:42 AM 04/14/2014

The Satanic Temple has officially declared May 15th as "Protect Children Day" in an effort to eradicate corporal punishment and the use of isolation rooms across the country.

Jay Carney’s gourmet kitchen is filled with Communist propaganda

1:51 PM 04/12/2014

Thanks to a brown-nosing, Us Weekly-esque profile in Washingtonian magazine, America now knows that crotchety White House press secretary Jay Carney has Soviet propaganda in his fancypants kitchen.

Chicago Teachers Union to Mayor Rahm: Improving failed schools full of black kids is RACIST

12:13 PM 04/12/2014

In late March, the Chicago Board of Education announced an ambitious plan to implement its "turnaround" model for three low-performing elementary schools in poor, predominantly black neighborhoods.

Teacher at private Christian school allegedly calls 12-year-old girl ‘SASSY SLUT’

12:10 PM 04/12/2014

A teacher at a private Christian K-12 school in Shreveport, La. has been suspended for allegedly calling a 12-year-old girl a "sassy slut."

Think Common Core class material is bad? Check out the unbelievably AWFUL standardized tests

12:00 AM 04/12/2014

Around the country, students are now taking preposterously lengthy standardized tests related to the Common Core Standards Initiative.

Teen immigrant faces deportation for selling pot brownies to buy fancy prom dress

3:28 PM 04/11/2014

A Mexican immigrant who entered the United States as a minor is facing the prospect of deportation because she was convicted for selling pot brownies at her high school to raise money for a prom dress she just had to have.

High school teacher faces firing because student THREW A CHAIR AT HER [VIDEO]

2:28 PM 04/11/2014

A public high schoolteacher in New Bedford, Mass. is facing possible termination after an angry student threw a chair at her because, school officials say, she failed to fill out the right paperwork in reporting the incident.

FINALLY! Lab-grown vaginas

11:15 PM 04/10/2014

Lab-grown vaginal organs which can be implanted into human patients are now a real thing in the world.

MORON: School employee feared kid’s science project resembled weapon, so star teacher suspended

11:18 AM 04/10/2014

A beloved science teacher at a public high school in downtown Los Angeles has been suspended because a school employee was afraid that a kid's air pressure-related science project looked too much like a weapon.

Texas parents balk when transgender teacher shows up to teach their fifth grade children

9:40 AM 04/10/2014

A substitute teacher in Lumberton, Texas is claiming that officials at a middle school fired her after parents expressed concerns that a transgender substitute teacher is less than ideal for a fifth-grade classroom.

DAILY CALLER PRO TIP: Don’t stage your prom photo with 22 kids on a rickety bridge

9:37 AM 04/10/2014

Social media is awesome. You never know what will catch its fancy next. Will it be an unimpressed gymnast? A cat that hates everybody? White-hot hate for Michelle Obama's school lunch regulations?

North Carolina student gets DJ banned over ‘Blurred Lines’ because of ‘rape culture’

9:24 AM 04/10/2014

A hysterical and overwrought reaction by a North Carolina student to the song "Blurred Lines" has caused a permanent ban on both the song and the DJ who played it at a campus bar.

Massachusetts town votes to call Christmas vacation ‘Christmas vacation’ again

11:05 AM 04/09/2014

A huge majority of voters in a small town in the nether suburbs of Boston has approved a ballot measure exhorting public school officials to start calling Christmas vacation "Christmas Recess" instead of "Winter Recess" -- the vacant, wishy-washy current name.

Woman who can’t become a nun because of $25,000 in student loans starts crowdfunding page

9:54 AM 04/09/2014

A twenty-something would-be nun has set up a crowdfunding webpage to help her pay off the $25,000 remainder of her student loan debt so she can enter a convent in mid-August.

With logo feminist says intimidates women and empowers rape culture, UConn sweeps NCAAs

9:46 AM 04/09/2014

The men's and women's basketball teams at the University of Connecticut pulled off quite a feat this week: They both won their respective NCAA Division I basketball tournaments. This impressive deed has been accomplished just once before in history (at the University of Connecticut in 2004).

‘Approximately six’ habanero peppers cause HAZMAT scare at Denver school

8:33 AM 04/09/2014

On Monday, when Jefferson County Open School in suburban Denver was evacuated and a hazmat team showed up because of a contamination scare, The Daily Caller was worried.

Christian college slapped with Title IX claim for denying transgender female room in all-male dorm

10:52 AM 04/08/2014

A transgender student at a smallish Christian liberal arts college in small-town Oregon has filed a federal Title IX discrimination claim that would force the school give the student a dorm room in an all-male residence hall, thus violating its theological principles.

Of course the Duke hardcore porn starlet will now host a web-based porn reality show

9:56 AM 04/08/2014

Miriam Weeks, the 18-year-old Duke University freshman turned hardcore starlet who goes by the nom de porn Belle Knox, will now host a web-based reality show.

Kids, parents tweet their white-hot hate for Michelle Obama’s school lunch regs

8:19 AM 04/08/2014

Yes, President Barack Obama's signature initiative, the Affordable Care Act, may be deeply unpopular and, yes, his foreign policy could be construed as a deeply unserious muddle.