Dear Sarah Palin: (more)

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: No, REALLY, Sarah Palin is a genius! (more)
Every great production needs an equally spectacular soundtrack. So, I offer you this official playlist to commemorate the circus maximus that was the 2010 midterm election season (If you care to remember it, that is): (more)
During the past several weeks, many of us have been working hard to speak out against bullying, observe Breast Cancer and Domestic Violence Awareness Months, discuss the direction of our country as the critical midterm elections approach, and seek any number of ways to better ourselves. Meanwhile, one particular “Religious Leader” (who shall remain nameless herein as he doesn’t deserve anymore attention) spent his time recently trending on the Internet and gaining national notoriety for attacking yoga. (more)
Dear Christine O’Donnell (Part Deux), (more)
In the hallowed halls of government and in dressing rooms from sea to shining sea, there continues to be an issue so controversial that it’s ripping red state from blue state while precariously juggling within its slippery grip the fate of society as we know it: Michelle Obama’s status as the First Lady of Fashion! (more)
Can you hear the clock ticking? You can if you’re a candidate. (more)
[Suspend all disbelief RIGHT NOW!] (more)
So, no lie (well, sort-of), a friend shows me a photograph and asks, “Can you tell me what this is a picture of?” (more)
I’ve always been convinced that Hillary Clinton would find her way back to the Oval Office one way or another. (more)
Ladies and Gents, Here is my official statement on the news that Levi Johnston is running for Mayor of Wasilla: (more)
First things first on this one: LONG DEEP BREATH. (more)
If news that you knocked-up someone other than Bristol Palin is true, I have to ask: Who the @#$% is your advisor? Cause it’s time for a TEAM LEVI shake-up. (more)

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