John Schlimm

John Schlimm - John Schlimm is a member of one of the oldest brewing families in the United States, meaning he sees life through sudsy, gold-colored glasses.

11:15 AM 02/01/2011

Dear Sarah Palin: (more)

5:50 PM 01/12/2011

Dear Gabrielle Giffords: (more)

12:55 PM 12/15/2010

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: No, REALLY, Sarah Palin is a genius! (more)

5:14 PM 11/18/2010

Dear Kanye West, (more)

10:00 AM 11/02/2010

Every great production needs an equally spectacular soundtrack.  So, I offer you this official playlist to commemorate the circus maximus that was the 2010 midterm election season (If you care to remember it, that is): (more)

11:22 AM 10/28/2010

During the past several weeks, many of us have been working hard to speak out against bullying, observe Breast Cancer and Domestic Violence Awareness Months, discuss the direction of our country as the critical midterm elections approach, and seek any number of ways to better ourselves.  Meanwhile, one particular “Religious Leader” (who shall remain nameless herein as he doesn’t deserve anymore attention) spent his time recently trending on the Internet and gaining national notoriety for attacking yoga. (more)

11:40 AM 10/12/2010

Dear Bullies, (more)

1:23 PM 09/28/2010

Dear Christine O’Donnell (Part Deux), (more)

10:16 AM 09/21/2010

Dear Christine O’Donnell, (more)

11:29 AM 09/15/2010

In the hallowed halls of government and in dressing rooms from sea to shining sea, there continues to be an issue so controversial that it’s ripping red state from blue state while precariously juggling within its slippery grip the fate of society as we know it: Michelle Obama’s status as the First Lady of Fashion! (more)

12:16 PM 09/08/2010

Can you hear the clock ticking?  You can if you’re a candidate. (more)

10:25 AM 09/02/2010

[Suspend all disbelief RIGHT NOW!] (more)

10:43 AM 09/01/2010

So, no lie (well, sort-of), a friend shows me a photograph and asks, “Can you tell me what this is a picture of?” (more)

12:57 PM 08/25/2010

Dear Heidi Montag: (more)

10:33 AM 08/18/2010

I’ve always been convinced that Hillary Clinton would find her way back to the Oval Office one way or another. (more)

10:28 AM 08/12/2010

Dear Michaele Salahi, (more)

10:57 AM 08/10/2010

Ladies and Gents, Here is my official statement on the news that Levi Johnston is running for Mayor of Wasilla: (more)

10:02 AM 08/06/2010

First things first on this one: LONG DEEP BREATH. (more)

11:18 AM 08/05/2010

If news that you knocked-up someone other than Bristol Palin is true, I have to ask:  Who the @#$% is your advisor?  Cause it’s time for a TEAM LEVI shake-up. (more)

9:06 AM 08/04/2010

Dear Snooki, (more)

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