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The legend of Bagger Castro

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Rick Robinson
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              Jim Furyk celebrates after a birdie on the 17th hole during the third round of the PGA Championship golf tournament at Oak Hill Country Club, Saturday, Aug. 10, 2013, in Pittsford, N.Y. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)

“Ask anybody. It’s fun. It’s hard and you stand on green, green grass and it’s just you and the ball and there ain’t nobody to beat up on but yourself. Just like Mr. Newnan keeps hittin’ himself with the golf club when he gets angry. He’s broken his toe three times on account of it. It’s the only game I know that you can call a penalty on yourself, if you’re honest, which most people are. There just ain’t no other game like it.” -- Hardy Greaves, "The Legend of Bagger Vance"

Hey MTV — Twerk you!

10:35 AM 08/30/2013

Someday in the not-too-distant future, a music writer will author a coffee table book entitled August, 2013, remembering this moment in time as pivotal in the history of pop culture. Glossy pictures of a misunderstood female performer will adorn slick pages filled with lofty praise in tribute to the shift she caused in the paradigm of performance art.

Long live Butter Cow!

3:25 PM 08/13/2013

“Happiness is the Iowa State Fair.”

Weinerspitzer (noun/verb): A new portmanteau for Webster’s

11:41 AM 07/22/2013

Every year, Merriam-Webster adds new words to its Collegiate Dictionary. These terms can have unique origins. Some words are added via scientific discoveries or breakthroughs. For instance, last year a new chemical element – copernicum – was added to the dictionary.

2014 Winter Olympics: Let Snowden carry the flag

5:22 PM 07/17/2013

In late-1979, a bunch of heavily armed commies crossed the Russian border into Afghanistan. President Jimmy Carter was royally pissed that the Soviets were getting involved in fighting a civil war – especially when the insurgent Mujahideen got all their military training from Carter’s CIA operatives in Pakistan.

A sequestration soliloquy

2:30 PM 02/24/2013

Act III, Scene I

Government regulation of banjos works to curb Bluegrass violence

11:33 AM 12/13/2012

Over two decades ago, an Ohio man bludgeoned his wife to death with a banjo (two banjos to be specific --- he broke the first one). According to the Cox News Service report, neighbors were shocked. Other than playing “Fox on the Run” over and over again while attempting to sing all three parts of the harmony by himself, the man seemed normal.

Should Barry Bonds be in the Hall of Fame?

12:30 PM 11/30/2012

Declaring the “world has become so negative,” this week former Major League Baseball star Barry Bonds said he will be “very sad” if he does not make it into baseball’s Hall of Fame when the new inductees are announced in January. It's interesting that he would claim that the world is "negative," considering how many people think he would have tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs) during the final few years of his career.

A world without polls

10:20 AM 10/31/2012

Walter Mondale once said that the only reason we have elections is to confirm the accuracy of polls.

Searching for ‘Undecided’ in Ohio

4:02 PM 09/20/2012

Last week, business took me to two bordering states with drastically different perspectives on the upcoming presidential election. The contrast was stark.

The top 10 campaign-ending political gaffes in modern US history

4:47 PM 08/22/2012

It happens each election cycle: some politician makes a comment so stupid that the fallout essentially ends his campaign, whether he drops out or not. These disastrous quotes generally go way beyond Dan Quayle’s spelling abilities, Al Gore inventing the Internet or Joe Biden, well, being Joe Biden. The quotes that cut the electorate to the core are those that force a “WTF” to pop into voters’ minds every time they see the numbskull on television or read about him in the newspaper.

Why Rob Portman scares Brian Williams (and the left)

1:04 AM 07/30/2012

Silly season in presidential politics usually doesn’t begin until Labor Day. Stupid actions by candidates (and the reporters who cover them) are typically reserved for a time after seersucker suits and linen pants are tucked away.

The Fast and Furious chess match

6:19 PM 07/05/2012

In the winter of 1972-73, Larry Womack hated his job as an insurance salesman so badly that he spent most of his evenings teaching himself sculpture.

Not guilty?

5:47 PM 06/18/2012

John Edwards and Roger Clemens are jerks.

The War on Slurpees is destined to fail

3:27 PM 06/03/2012

I had just landed in the Big Apple this weekend when I saw a commercial on an airport television that caught my eye.

Searching for Uncommitted

2:01 PM 05/23/2012

While covering Kentucky’s primary for a local media outlet last night, I was given the assignment of covering the victory party for “Uncommitted.”

Not-so-secret servicing

12:23 PM 04/23/2012

The Americans press is all atwitter over the fact that a bunch of United States Secret Service agents and soldiers apparently engaged the services of hookers in a country where prostitution is legal.

Ellen DeGeneres & Barry Goldwater: Conservatism’s odd couple

3:12 PM 02/10/2012

This week, JCPenney introduced Ellen DeGeneres as its new company spokesperson. One Million Moms, an anti-gay activist organization, immediately jumped to the defense of self-righteous homophobes everywhere and called upon JCPenney to ax Ellen from the campaign because she is a lesbian. JCPenney responded by saying they were sticking by their decision to hire her.

Is Stephen Colbert channeling his inner Pat Paulsen?

10:28 AM 01/23/2012

It’s not a stretch to say that many people my age (read: old) are interested in politics today because of the late Pat Paulsen.