Jim Treacher

Chelsea Manning, Who Is Actually A Genetic Male Named Bradley, May Be Freed By Obama

Army Pfc. Bradley Manning is escorted out of a courthouse in Fort Meade, Md., Tuesday, June 25, 2013, after the start of the fourth week of his court martial. On Tuesday, Manning was acquitted of aiding the enemy, the most serious charge against him.

As the last 8 years have taught us, laws mean whatever the Democrats tell us they mean. Laws should apply only to the people who are out of favor with the left, and their friends should be immune. That pertains to both the laws of man and the laws of nature.

Happy 7th Birthday, Daily Caller!

10:50 AM 01/11/2017

Just a quick personal note to commemorate a date I fondly remember: January 11, 2010. That's the day the Daily Caller launched.

U.S. Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump appears at a campaign roundtable event in Manchester, New Hampshire, U.S., October 28, 2016. REUTERS/Carlo Allegri/File Photo

Welcome To The New Yellow Journalism

9:14 AM 01/11/2017

Hey, didja hear the one about Trump and the Russian hookers?

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A Sneak Preview Of Obama’s ‘Farewell Address’

4:59 PM 01/10/2017

Tonight's the night, America. At 9 PM on all the networks, Barack Obama will speak publicly as President of the United States for the second- or third-last time. Then he'll leave office, and he'll never ever ever shut up as an ex-President of the United States. That makes tonight a historic occasion, and everybody's wondering what he's going to say. How will he wrap up the past eight wonderful years?

Code Pink Protester Screams About ‘Jim Sessions’

2:57 PM 01/10/2017

The Jeff Sessions confirmation hearing has made for an interesting day. Cory Booker showed how ruthless against onetime allies he's willing to be as the 2020 campaign begins. Some creep at MTV made a racist jibe about Sessions' granddaughter. And there were some guys in Klan outfits for some reason. (They must've confused Sessions with Robert Byrd.)

Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2 and co-founder of ONE, a non-profit, non-partisan advocacy organization, testifies during a Senate Appropriations Subcommittee hearing on Capitol Hill, April 12, 2016 in Washington, D.C. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)

U2 Delaying Next Album Because Hillary Lost

11:45 AM 01/10/2017

I'm not going to pretend I suddenly like Donald Trump. But when he does something good, I can be magnanimous enough to acknowledge it. When he provides a service to mankind, he deserves my thanks.

Newark, N.J. Mayor Cory Booker talks during a news conference in April 2012 (AP Photo/Julio Cortez, File)

Cory Booker Testifies About Jeff Sessions

9:35 AM 01/10/2017

Here it is in Booker's own words, in front of cameras and microphones and everything. Very illuminating.

‘Fake News’ Is Over, Says Fake Newspaper

8:33 AM 01/10/2017

Remember a little while back, when you started hearing the term "fake news" a lot? It was around the time of the 2016 election. Specifically, it was right after the election. There were a lot of reasons for the Democrats' loss, we were told. None of those reasons had anything to do with voters making personal decisions, or Hillary being an awful candidate, or anything silly like that. No, one of the biggest reasons, at least for a while, was "fake news."

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 08:  Actress Meryl Streep, recipient of the Cecil B. DeMille Award, poses in the press room during the 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California.  (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Good News: Meryl Streep Probably Won’t Get Arrested For #SpeakingTruthToPower

5:00 PM 01/09/2017

If there's one thing I know about Meryl Streep, it's that she gave a speech at last night's Golden Globes that was all about how terrible Donald Trump is. And if there's one thing I know about that speech, it's that she was incredibly brave to say such things in front of a crowd of Hollywood bigshots. Just imagine the persecution she'll suffer in the entertainment industry.

Amy Schumer called plus sized (Photo: Getty Images)

Amy Schumer To March For Women’s Rights, Much-Needed Exercise

2:34 PM 01/09/2017

Amy Schumer isn't going to let her distant cousin Chuck win the battle for Most Futile Gesture of the Trump Era!

Sen. Chuck Schumer (Screenshot/MSNBC)

Chuck Schumer To Hold Pro-Obamacare Senate Sleepover

12:10 PM 01/09/2017

I hope ol' Chuck packed his blankie and his bah-bah and his teddy bear. Somebody help him into his footie jammies. It's time for the Democrats to hold a pajama bash and save whatever is left of their legacy!

Hillary Clinton Reuters/Jim Young

Hillary Wins (Standing Ovation At Broadway Show)

9:28 AM 01/09/2017

When Mike Pence recently attended a showing of Hamilton on Broadway, and was booed and scolded for setting foot in the lion's den, it was a message from the real Americans who live near an ocean and are therefore better than you. The message was: "We hated you inbred hillbillies before you won, and we hate you even more now."

DC Dems Lament Lack Of Job Opportunities

8:00 AM 01/09/2017

It's been a good ride, Democrats. You've spent eight glorious years basking in the benevolent light of Barack Obama, and the future seemed just as bright. Your way of looking at the world was the only way of looking at the world, and anyone who disagreed with you could be safely dismissed. If that didn't shut 'em up, you could just unleash an online shaming campaign on them and their employers, or "no-platform" them until they went away, or otherwise maintain the comfort of your little bubble. America was your safe space, and you knew in your hearts that Hillary Clinton would keep you snugly ensconced right where you belonged. Looking down on the rest of us.

Gun-Grabbing Ghoul Shannon Watts: Don’t ‘Good Guys With Guns’ Murder People?

4:45 PM 01/06/2017

I'm just gonna leave this right here. To hell with Estaban Santiago, and to hell with parasites like Shannon Watts who profit off other people's misery.

Vice President Joe Biden speaks during a roundtable on the Cancer Moonshot Initiative as comedian Jon Stewart looks on December 13, 2016 at Eisenhower Executive Office Building in Washington, D.C.  (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

Biden To House Democrats’ Electoral College Objections: ‘It Is Over’

2:23 PM 01/06/2017

You heard the man, Democrats. Make that last part your new ringtone:

Here’s Another One For All You Celebrities. Celebrities. CELEBRITIES.

1:21 PM 01/06/2017

Okay, guys, I'm just throwing this out there: A parody video mocking all the parody videos making fun of celebrity videos. Somebody get on that.

Young children get a close-up view of an Orca killer whale during a visit to the animal theme park SeaWorld in San Diego, California March 19, 2014   REUTERS/Mike Blake

Killer Whale Killed By Death

11:12 AM 01/06/2017

Animals are dumb and I don't like them unless they're dogs. Again and again, our enemies in the animal kingdom have shown us how much they hate us. And yet we keep appeasing them. "Oh no, that mean man shot Cecil! Poor Harambe! What will we ever do without Pan Pan?" Yuck. YUCK.

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The Ratings For ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Are In, And You’ll Never Guess Who’s Mocking Arnold

9:22 AM 01/06/2017

Or maybe you will...

A combination photo shows four people charged with felonies for the beating of a man with mental health issues, L-R: Brittany Covington, 18, Jordan Hill, 18, Tanishia Covington, 24, and Tesfaye Cooper, 18, shown in Chicago Police Department photos released in Chicago, Illinois, U.S. January 5, 2017.    Courtesy Chicago Police Department/Handout via REUTERS

Race Relations In Obama Era Have ‘Gotten Better,’ According To Obama

8:24 AM 01/06/2017

Black Lives Matter.
"Pigs in a blanket, fry 'em like bacon!"
Hands Up, Don't Shoot.
"If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon."
"F**k white people!"

Kate McKinnon Hillary Clinton

What Should Hillary Do Next? [POLL]

4:57 PM 01/05/2017

As Katie Frates reports, Hillary Clinton is considering running for mayor of New York City. That wouldn't be a bad consolation prize, I suppose. She'd finally be the first female something. Hell, her only "first" so far has been First Lady, and there were dozens of those before her. Not fair!