Jim Treacher

Sorry, Hillary, But Benghazi Isn’t Going Away

U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton reacts before boarding her campaign plane at Miami international airport in Miami, Florida, U.S., October 26, 2016. REUTERS/Carlos Barria

I'm glad Hillary Clinton isn't president, and I enjoy the despair of the poor souls who think she should be. But that isn't sufficient justice for what she's done. She gets to waddle around promoting her latest stupid book, she gets to bask in the adulation of Democrats and the media (pardon the redundancy), while her uselessness, dishonesty, and flat-out lawlessness continues to go unpunished.

Michael Moore looks off stage during an interview at the site of his one-man Broadway show at the Belasco Theatre in Manhattan, New York, U.S., August 17, 2017.  REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton

Michael Moore Isn’t Popular On Broadway Either

6:42 PM 09/12/2017

The only time anybody ever wanted to see a Michael Moore movie was when he was exploiting 9/11 survivors. Other than that, his movies have been duds. If he thought things would be different on the Great White Way, he was wrong yet again.

Apple Senior Vice President of Worldwide Marketing, Phil Schiller, introduces the iPhone X. REUTERS/Stephen Lam

POLL: What’s Your Favorite iPhone 10 Feature?

5:14 PM 09/12/2017

Earlier today, Apple announced the new iPhone 10. Whoops, I mean iPhone X. Sounds like the wokest phone ever! The updated phone is set to have some nifty new features. Which one are you most excited about?

It’s Always Buggy In Philadelphia

1:34 PM 09/12/2017

What's big, smelly, and attracts a lot of vermin? Well, besides your mom. That's right: Philadelphia!

DaddyOFive Founders Issue Public Apology [YouTube/Screenshot/Public - User: DaddyOFive]

DaddyOFive Now DaddyOnProbation

10:42 AM 09/12/2017

A few months back I followed the story of Mike Martin, AKA DaddyOFive, a YouTuber who made a very comfortable living by monetizing his abuse of his own children. He posted dozens of videos of himself tormenting his kids, or coercing them into tormenting each other, and it earned him the closest thing to fame and fortune that's available on YouTube. Martin had a huge following among children and other psychopaths -- over 750,000 subscribers -- but once the adults found out what he was doing, it was all over. He lost custody of two of his kids, and his income stream was cut off.

Russian President Vladimir Putin (L) welcomes US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton during the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) Summit in Russia's far eastern port city Vladivostok on September 8, 2012. Australian AFP PHOTO / POOL        (Photo credit should read MIKHAIL METZEL/AFP/GettyImages)

Hillary Blames Russia, Russia, Russia

9:00 AM 09/12/2017

Hillary Clinton proves that America is a great country. It's a sign of our society's strength that an inept, unlikeable presidential candidate who's completely unsuited for office can win a major-party nomination, lose the election, and then make all the crazy claims she wants without fear of repercussions from the office she was seeking. On the contrary, she's being celebrated far and wide for telling people what they want to hear. Thanks to identity politics, everyone is expected to just smile and nod as she blames everybody else for her heartbreaking loss. All in all, Hillary is arguably better off now than if she'd won. She gets all the attention with none of the responsibility.

Keith Olbermann  (photo: Getty Images)

Trump Didn’t Tweet About 9/11 This Morning, And Keith Olbermann Is ON It

8:31 PM 09/11/2017

I don't really know what to say about what happened 16 years ago today that I haven't said at length already. But I don't think POTUS tweeting about it is going to change things one way or another. That's why I just have a dumb blog, and pros like Keith Olbermann have... well, he has this.

Cleveland State Destroys Students’ 9/11 Memorial

6:27 PM 09/11/2017

Your tax dollars at work, Ohioans.

POLL: Should Mitt Romney Run For Senate?

1:44 PM 09/11/2017

Sources say Mitt Romney plans to run for the Senate if Orrin Hatch retires. And if you can't trust sources, who can you trust?

Hillary Clinton on CBS, Sept. 10, 2017. (Youtube screen grab)

Hillary Was So Sure She’d Win, She Bought A Second House In Chappaqua

11:49 AM 09/11/2017

Schadenfreude is an ugly emotion, so you should be ashamed of yourself for thoroughly enjoying the following item. I know I certainly am.

              FILE - In this April 24, 2012 file photo, NBC News anchor Brian Williams attends the TIME 100 gala, celebrating the 100 most influential people in the world, in New York. Williams will be off the air for a few weeks soon for surgery to replace a knee that was damaged in a high school football game decades ago. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini, File)

Lyin’ Brian Williams To Viewers: Take Somebody Else’s Story And Pretend It’s Your Own

8:30 AM 09/11/2017

Brian Williams, eight-time Tour de France winner and inventor of the iPod, didn't quite end his career by telling other people's stories of bravery as his own, but he sure did pay for his lies. He fell all the way to MSNBC, where he's now making "jokes" encouraging viewers to do the same thing he did.

Ben Shapiro (Photo Credit: YouTube/The Daily Wire)

Berkeley Battens Down For Hurricane Ben

4:10 PM 09/08/2017

A conservative is getting ready to speak publicly in Berkeley, and you know what that means: It's time to engage in a frank and honest exchange of opinions between ideological opponents throw a huge riot!

              This undated publicity film image released by Paramount Pictures shows, Zachary Quinto, left, as Spock and Chris Pine as Kirk in a scene in the movie,

POLL: How Are You Celebrating Star Trek Day?

3:03 PM 09/08/2017

Fifty-one years ago today, a little show called Star Trek debuted on the National Broadcasting Company. Over half a century later, the franchise is still going strong. How are you celebrating this special day, Dear Reader?

Your Tax Dollars At Work: Studying ‘Gender Identity’ Of Four-Year-Olds

12:29 PM 09/08/2017

It's never a great time to be a small-government type of guy, because nobody actually wants smaller government. They just want everybody else's taxes to go up. But it's always fun to see the latest ridiculous horsecrap being funded by our tax dollars. How's it all going to waste this time?

Cast member Jennifer Lawrence arrives for the UK premiere of

Jennifer Lawrence: Hurricanes Are Punishment For Electing Trump Or Something

10:27 AM 09/08/2017

I've never seen a Jennifer Lawrence movie where she wasn't playing a superhero or a supervillain or an outer-space rape victim. So I didn't have much interest in her newest flick, Mother!, even before she said what you're about to hear. Now, it'll take a Mr. Plinkett review to get me to see it.

Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) speaks to reporters at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, U.S., May 23, 2017. REUTERS/Joshua Roberts

Bigot Dianne Feinstein To Muslim: ‘The Dogma Lives Loudly Within You’

9:00 AM 09/08/2017

The last time I checked, this was 2017 America, not 15th Century Spain. Someone might want to inform Dianne Feinstein.

Senator Bob Menendez (C) arrives to face trial for federal corruption charges with his children Alicia Menendez (L) and Robert Melendez, Jr. (R) at United States District Court for the District of New Jersey in Newark, New Jersey, U.S., September 6, 2017. REUTERS/Joe Penney

POLL: Is Bob Menendez Guilty Or What?

6:58 PM 09/07/2017

New Jersey Senator Bob Mendendez's corruption trial started this week. Some people think the evidence against him is "overwhelming," but this is really the sort of matter that can only be settled with a half-assed Internet poll. What do you think, Dear Reader?

Willow Street, PA - January 25, 2017: Exterior of Taco Bell fast-food restaurant with the sign and logo.
[Shutterstock - George Sheldon]

Cleveland Taco Bell Workers Fatally Shoot Attempted Robber

6:19 PM 09/07/2017

Taco Bell is bad for your health. Especially if you try to rob the place.

Animas river after Gold King Mine spill (Credit: Barbara K Powers/Shutterstock)

The EPA Is Shrinking, Which Is… Bad?

2:28 PM 09/07/2017

I get confused even more than usual these days, because I keep hearing two different things:

Getty Images/ KMazur

Kid Rock To Nazis And Bigots: ‘Stay The F*** Away’

11:26 AM 09/07/2017

So he's running? Maybe? At least it won't be boring.