Blog - DC Trawler
As the last 8 years have taught us, laws mean whatever the Democrats tell us they mean. Laws should apply only to the people who are out of favor with the left, and their friends should be immune. That pertains to both the laws of man and the laws of nature.
Just a quick personal note to commemorate a date I fondly remember: January 11, 2010. That's the day the Daily Caller launched.
Hey, didja hear the one about Trump and the Russian hookers?
Tonight's the night, America. At 9 PM on all the networks, Barack Obama will speak publicly as President of the United States for the second- or third-last time. Then he'll leave office, and he'll never ever ever shut up as an ex-President of the United States. That makes tonight a historic occasion, and everybody's wondering what he's going to say. How will he wrap up the past eight wonderful years?
The Jeff Sessions confirmation hearing has made for an interesting day. Cory Booker showed how ruthless against onetime allies he's willing to be as the 2020 campaign begins. Some creep at MTV made a racist jibe about Sessions' granddaughter. And there were some guys in Klan outfits for some reason. (They must've confused Sessions with Robert Byrd.)
I'm not going to pretend I suddenly like Donald Trump. But when he does something good, I can be magnanimous enough to acknowledge it. When he provides a service to mankind, he deserves my thanks.
Here it is in Booker's own words, in front of cameras and microphones and everything. Very illuminating.
Remember a little while back, when you started hearing the term "fake news" a lot? It was around the time of the 2016 election. Specifically, it was right after the election. There were a lot of reasons for the Democrats' loss, we were told. None of those reasons had anything to do with voters making personal decisions, or Hillary being an awful candidate, or anything silly like that. No, one of the biggest reasons, at least for a while, was "fake news."
If there's one thing I know about Meryl Streep, it's that she gave a speech at last night's Golden Globes that was all about how terrible Donald Trump is. And if there's one thing I know about that speech, it's that she was incredibly brave to say such things in front of a crowd of Hollywood bigshots. Just imagine the persecution she'll suffer in the entertainment industry.
Amy Schumer isn't going to let her distant cousin Chuck win the battle for Most Futile Gesture of the Trump Era!
I hope ol' Chuck packed his blankie and his bah-bah and his teddy bear. Somebody help him into his footie jammies. It's time for the Democrats to hold a pajama bash and save whatever is left of their legacy!
When Mike Pence recently attended a showing of Hamilton on Broadway, and was booed and scolded for setting foot in the lion's den, it was a message from the real Americans who live near an ocean and are therefore better than you. The message was: "We hated you inbred hillbillies before you won, and we hate you even more now."
It's been a good ride, Democrats. You've spent eight glorious years basking in the benevolent light of Barack Obama, and the future seemed just as bright. Your way of looking at the world was the only way of looking at the world, and anyone who disagreed with you could be safely dismissed. If that didn't shut 'em up, you could just unleash an online shaming campaign on them and their employers, or "no-platform" them until they went away, or otherwise maintain the comfort of your little bubble. America was your safe space, and you knew in your hearts that Hillary Clinton would keep you snugly ensconced right where you belonged. Looking down on the rest of us.
I'm just gonna leave this right here. To hell with Estaban Santiago, and to hell with parasites like Shannon Watts who profit off other people's misery.
You heard the man, Democrats. Make that last part your new ringtone:
Okay, guys, I'm just throwing this out there: A parody video mocking all the parody videos making fun of celebrity videos. Somebody get on that.
Animals are dumb and I don't like them unless they're dogs. Again and again, our enemies in the animal kingdom have shown us how much they hate us. And yet we keep appeasing them. "Oh no, that mean man shot Cecil! Poor Harambe! What will we ever do without Pan Pan?" Yuck. YUCK.
Or maybe you will...
Black Lives Matter.
"Pigs in a blanket, fry 'em like bacon!"
Hands Up, Don't Shoot.
"If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon."
"F**k white people!"
As Katie Frates reports, Hillary Clinton is considering running for mayor of New York City. That wouldn't be a bad consolation prize, I suppose. She'd finally be the first female something. Hell, her only "first" so far has been First Lady, and there were dozens of those before her. Not fair!