Sea Lion Attacks Little Girl

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Animals are dumb

Now Deer Have Developed A Taste For Human Flesh

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Bambi in the snow. Done. (Photo: Martin Cathrae/Flickr)
Vermin

Moose Charges Snowboarders In Colorado

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A moose is seen at Skanes Djurpark, a zoo in Hoor, southern Sweden January 29, 2011. REUTERS/Yves Herman
No sign of squirrel

Another Zoo, Another Gorilla, Another Attack On Humans

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Kong: Skull Island (Credit: Screenshot/Youtube Movieclips Trailers)
Animals are dumb

For Some Reason, Scientists Have Figured Out Why Pandas Look Like That

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But not why they're allowed to exist

Bao Bao Stinks

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Good riddance

Bao Bao Is Finally Going Away

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It's about time

Great: More Pandas

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Giant pandas Tian Tian (L) and Mei Xiang snack on bamboo at the Washington National Zoo in this January 16, 2002 file photo. REUTERS/Hyungwon Kang/Files
Why?

Ringling Bros Folds Up Its Tent

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Killer Whale Killed By Death

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Buh-bye

Pan Pan Goes Bye Bye

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Shrug shrug

Panda Picks Fight With Snowman, Loses

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Animals are dumb

If Punching Kangaroos Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right

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Kangaroo (Jylan Wynne/ REUTERS)
Kangaroos are dicks

Beaver Breaks Into Dollar Store, Trashes Artificial Christmas Trees

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This is not a metaphor

PETA Tackles Very Serious Problem: Cow Rape

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Informed cow-nsent?