Ringling Bros Folds Up Its Tent

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
An elephant participates in an elephant brunch before Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey Circus' "Circus Extreme" show at the Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, U.S.

Killer Whale Killed By Death

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Young children get a close-up view of an Orca killer whale during a visit to the animal theme park SeaWorld in San Diego, California

Pan Pan Goes Bye Bye

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
36-year-old giant panda Jia Jia, looks on at the Hong Kong Ocean Park, China
Shrug shrug

Panda Picks Fight With Snowman, Loses

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Animals are dumb

If Punching Kangaroos Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Kangaroo (Jylan Wynne/ REUTERS)
Kangaroos are dicks

Beaver Breaks Into Dollar Store, Trashes Artificial Christmas Trees

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Beaver (Creative Commons)
This is not a metaphor

PETA Tackles Very Serious Problem: Cow Rape

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Informed cow-nsent?

Podesta Butthurt Over Defeat Of Cecil The Lion

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Lions are bad

Clemson University Has A Fix Out For Harambe

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Harambe, a 17-year-old gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo is pictured in this undated handout photo provided by Cincinnati Zoo. REUTERS/Cincinnati Zoo/Handout via Reuters
'Rape culture'

Lions Are Evil And Must Be Destroyed

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Some of the 33 lions rescued from circuses in Peru and Colombia are seen as they fight after being released at their final destination at the Emoya Big Cat Sanctuary, outside Vaalwater in South Africa's northern Limpopo province
Break the circle of life

Sorry, Animal Lovers: Gorilla Kid's Mom Isn't Going To Jail

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Harambe, a 17-year-old gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo
#JusticeForHarambe's victims

TRAGEDY, MATE! Australian Woman's Fake Boobs Ruptured In Bike Wreck With Kangaroo

World | Eric Owens
kangaroo Shutterstock/arkomlueng

‘They worked as air bags,’ she claims

Who Cares About A Dead Gorilla?

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
People attend a vigil for a gorilla outside the Cincinnati Zoo, in Cincinnati, Ohio
Animals are dumb

Chilean Tries To Chill With Lions

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Photo Credit: Getty Images
Circle of life

BEAR MAULS Mountaineering 101 Professor DURING CLASS

Education | Eric Owens
grizzly bear Shutterstock/Nagel Photography

He is now in stable condition at an Anchorage hospital

Inky The Octopus Escapes Aquarium, Delighting Morons Everywhere

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Handout of a deep-sea octopus is shown on the ledge near the bottom of Monterey Canyon
He didn't STICK around, get it?

Animal-Rights Morons Protest At St. Patrick's Cathedral Because Of Easter Ham

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher

Never eat anything that wouldn’t eat you if it could