Moose Charges Snowboarders In Colorado

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
A moose is seen at Skanes Djurpark, a zoo in Hoor, southern Sweden January 29, 2011. REUTERS/Yves Herman
No sign of squirrel

Another Zoo, Another Gorilla, Another Attack On Humans

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Kong: Skull Island (Credit: Screenshot/Youtube Movieclips Trailers)
Animals are dumb

For Some Reason, Scientists Have Figured Out Why Pandas Look Like That

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
But not why they're allowed to exist

Bao Bao Stinks

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Good riddance

Bao Bao Is Finally Going Away

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It's about time

Great: More Pandas

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Giant pandas Tian Tian (L) and Mei Xiang snack on bamboo at the Washington National Zoo in this January 16, 2002 file photo. REUTERS/Hyungwon Kang/Files
Why?

Ringling Bros Folds Up Its Tent

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher

Killer Whale Killed By Death

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Buh-bye

Pan Pan Goes Bye Bye

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Shrug shrug

Panda Picks Fight With Snowman, Loses

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Animals are dumb

If Punching Kangaroos Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Kangaroo (Jylan Wynne/ REUTERS)
Kangaroos are dicks

Beaver Breaks Into Dollar Store, Trashes Artificial Christmas Trees

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
This is not a metaphor

PETA Tackles Very Serious Problem: Cow Rape

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Informed cow-nsent?

Podesta Butthurt Over Defeat Of Cecil The Lion

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Lions are bad

Clemson University Has A Fix Out For Harambe

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Harambe, a 17-year-old gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo is pictured in this undated handout photo provided by Cincinnati Zoo. REUTERS/Cincinnati Zoo/Handout via Reuters
'Rape culture'