Trophy Hunter Defeats Son Of Cecil The Lion

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Good

Rabid Bobcat Chews On Dude's Hand

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Ouch

Smoking Chimp Proves Animals Can Be Cool Too

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Just kidding, there's nothing cool about animals

Man Fights Pig, Loses

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Puerco loco

Sea Lion Attacks Little Girl

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Animals are dumb

Now Deer Have Developed A Taste For Human Flesh

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Bambi in the snow. Done. (Photo: Martin Cathrae/Flickr)
Vermin

MSNBC: Don't Build The Border Wall Because It Might Hurt Some Bats

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
A U.S. worker inspects a section of the U.S.-Mexico border wall at Sunland Park, U.S. opposite the Mexican border city of Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, November 9, 2016. Picture taken from the Mexico side of the U.S.-Mexico border. (PHOTO: REUTERS/Jose Luis Gonzalez)

Holy straw-grasping

Moose Charges Snowboarders In Colorado

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
A moose is seen at Skanes Djurpark, a zoo in Hoor, southern Sweden January 29, 2011. REUTERS/Yves Herman
No sign of squirrel

Another Zoo, Another Gorilla, Another Attack On Humans

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Kong: Skull Island (Credit: Screenshot/Youtube Movieclips Trailers)
Animals are dumb

For Some Reason, Scientists Have Figured Out Why Pandas Look Like That

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
But not why they're allowed to exist

Bao Bao Stinks

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Good riddance

Bao Bao Is Finally Going Away

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
It's about time

Great: More Pandas

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Giant pandas Tian Tian (L) and Mei Xiang snack on bamboo at the Washington National Zoo in this January 16, 2002 file photo. REUTERS/Hyungwon Kang/Files
Why?

Ringling Bros Folds Up Its Tent

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher

Killer Whale Killed By Death

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Buh-bye

Pan Pan Goes Bye Bye

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Shrug shrug