Cops Defeat Escaped Tiger In Atlanta

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A tiger lies in wait (Shutterstock/CreativeMedia.org.uk)

Yay, More Pandas

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Why?

British Firefighters Eat Pigs They Once Saved

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So beautiful

PETA: Cheese Is Rape Or Something

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Cows are seen in the holding pen in the milking parlor at Fair Oaks Farms in Fair Oaks, Indiana
Oh, Gouda lord...

Trophy Hunter Defeats Son Of Cecil The Lion

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Good

Rabid Bobcat Chews On Dude's Hand

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Ouch

Smoking Chimp Proves Animals Can Be Cool Too

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Just kidding, there's nothing cool about animals

Man Fights Pig, Loses

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Puerco loco

Sea Lion Attacks Little Girl

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Animals are dumb

Now Deer Have Developed A Taste For Human Flesh

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Bambi in the snow. Done. (Photo: Martin Cathrae/Flickr)
Vermin

MSNBC: Don't Build The Border Wall Because It Might Hurt Some Bats

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A U.S. worker inspects a section of the U.S.-Mexico border wall at Sunland Park, U.S. opposite the Mexican border city of Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, November 9, 2016. Picture taken from the Mexico side of the U.S.-Mexico border. (PHOTO: REUTERS/Jose Luis Gonzalez)

Holy straw-grasping

Moose Charges Snowboarders In Colorado

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A moose is seen at Skanes Djurpark, a zoo in Hoor, southern Sweden January 29, 2011. REUTERS/Yves Herman
No sign of squirrel

Another Zoo, Another Gorilla, Another Attack On Humans

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Kong: Skull Island (Credit: Screenshot/Youtube Movieclips Trailers)
Animals are dumb

For Some Reason, Scientists Have Figured Out Why Pandas Look Like That

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But not why they're allowed to exist

Bao Bao Stinks

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Good riddance

Bao Bao Is Finally Going Away

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It's about time