Bao Bao Stinks

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Good riddance

Bao Bao Is Finally Going Away

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
It's about time

Great: More Pandas

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Giant pandas Tian Tian (L) and Mei Xiang snack on bamboo at the Washington National Zoo in this January 16, 2002 file photo. REUTERS/Hyungwon Kang/Files
Why?

Ringling Bros Folds Up Its Tent

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher

Killer Whale Killed By Death

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Buh-bye

Pan Pan Goes Bye Bye

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Shrug shrug

Panda Picks Fight With Snowman, Loses

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Animals are dumb

If Punching Kangaroos Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Kangaroo (Jylan Wynne/ REUTERS)
Kangaroos are dicks

Beaver Breaks Into Dollar Store, Trashes Artificial Christmas Trees

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
This is not a metaphor

PETA Tackles Very Serious Problem: Cow Rape

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Informed cow-nsent?

Podesta Butthurt Over Defeat Of Cecil The Lion

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Lions are bad

Clemson University Has A Fix Out For Harambe

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Harambe, a 17-year-old gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo is pictured in this undated handout photo provided by Cincinnati Zoo. REUTERS/Cincinnati Zoo/Handout via Reuters
'Rape culture'

Lions Are Evil And Must Be Destroyed

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Some of the 33 lions rescued from circuses in Peru and Colombia are seen as they fight after being released at their final destination at the Emoya Big Cat Sanctuary, outside Vaalwater in South Africa's northern Limpopo province
Break the circle of life

Sorry, Animal Lovers: Gorilla Kid's Mom Isn't Going To Jail

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
#JusticeForHarambe's victims

TRAGEDY, MATE! Australian Woman's Fake Boobs Ruptured In Bike Wreck With Kangaroo

World | Eric Owens
kangaroo Shutterstock/arkomlueng

‘They worked as air bags,’ she claims

Who Cares About A Dead Gorilla?

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Animals are dumb