Nickolas Galiatsatos, a pizza shop guy in Upper Darby, had a simple plan, according to police. (more)
Jared Lee Loughner, the man accused in the shooting Democratic Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and 19 others, was visited by Tucson police on more than one occasion prior to Saturday’s massacre, reports The New York Times. (more)
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Four New Orleans police officers could face the death penalty after being accused of gunning down two unarmed people in the chaotic aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in the latest twist for a corruption-plagued department that already faces several federal investigations. (more)
AP - Police in the heavily Arab Detroit suburb of Dearborn say they arrested four Christian missionaries for disorderly conduct at an Arab cultural festival. (more)
According to Seattle’s KOMO, the woman who shoved the police officer here was a 17-year old girl who was resisting the officer’s jaywalking citation. (more)
Here’s an “innovation” we hope will remain a design concept: the Scarab Chase Assistant is an electric semi-autonomous police vehicle. When a speeder zips by, a cop electronically tags that car with radar, and then sends the Scarab scurrying after it. What does this little RoboCop do when it catches up to the speeder? (more)
City police got the call just before midnight Wednesday: a man wearing nothing but a pair of sneakers was running down Broadway, causing vehicles to swerve out of his way. (more)
(Alt. headline: AW HOW CUTE) (more)
A man in Britain may be feeling slightly silly, or even worse, now that he has had his license suspended for the next three years. His crime? Driving (a Barbie Car) while intoxicated. (more)
Here’s an equation that doesn’t work out very well for those who’ve sworn to protect and to serve. 28-year-old Michelle Salentine is a crackhead. She is also a cop. She patrols the tiny Wisconsin town of Platteville. Unfortunately, small town cops don’t have much to do… (more)
A 49-year-old woman was arrested as police claim she nearly struck an officer with a thrown inhaler. (more)
Generic news blurb on this CRAZY INCIDENT: (more)
Lookin’ like a fool with yo pants on the ground… (more)
This clip is from the early 90s (well before the YouTube era) and the original uploader — dedicated though he apparently was to his Star Wars/Cops-fusion parodies — is currently unknown. (more)
POLICE threatened to shut down a club after the owner stopped providing free drinks and lap dances, a lawyer says. (more)
He’s got some competition, though: (more)
KopBusters, run by a former police officer, might be an awesome idea with a terrible name, but there’s something else that’s amiss about this video: how anyone can serve seven years for “possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.” Presumably, Yolanda either had a football field full of pot or a lot of probation violations on her hands. Since the Cowboys already cornered the market on the former, our bet’s on #2. (more)
The police are sort of like DJs, except they’re significantly more likely to shock you with a Taser than a crappy joke from Fark or an inane trivia question. If you’re absolutely sure you don’t have any warrants, (obviously dead) bodies, booze, weed, guns, radar detectors, broken tail lights, dim tag lights, girls with suspiciously large breasts and high heels, busted turning signals, or tinted windows, though, it’s probably safe to go ahead and risk a stunt like these two. (more)
Warning: Some more inappropriate language here (if you consider the word “dude” to be as much an affront to common decency as Officer Rivieri): (more)

























