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Divorce-bound Tiki Barber went stag to a Family Services of Westchester gala Thursday night where he was happy to talk — but only about his kids. (more)

The city will pay $65,000 to settle a lawsuit by a Queens woman who was pepper-sprayed by an NYPD cop after she dashed down an up-only subway staircase, the Daily News has learned. (more)

Cops collared a pitiless punk Tuesday who pounded an 81-year-old Queens grandfather so badly he suffered serious brain damage – and now thinks it’s 1947. (more)

File this interview, conducted with Justice Sam Alito by the Philly Daily News, under “H” for Hilarious, unintentionally: (more)

Just as Philadelphia citizens were giving thoughtful consideration to the ramifications of a proposed tax on sugary sodas (and by “thoughtful consideration,” we mean near-hysterical ranting and raving), another intrusion into our beverages of choice was detailed in reports in the Daily News about the heavy-handed raids last week by armed State Police officers of bars selling boutique beer. (more)

Not since porn star Cicciolina was elected to the Italian parliament has there been a sexier political candidate. The first thing you notice is her bust. Round, full, in the Dolly Parton/Jayne Mansfield sense, they are just too “perfect.” Then you notice her eyes: blue, piercing, determined. (more)

How about a roll in Snooki’s sheets? (more)

Former U.S. Rep. Pat Toomey has opened up a 14-point lead among likely voters in his bid to deny U.S. Sen. Arlen Specter a sixth term, according to the latest Daily News/Franklin & Marshall Poll. (more)

Disgraced presidential wanna-be John Edwards slept with his kooky lover in his wife’s bed and made a sex tape with her, a shocking new book claims. (more)

I wake up today and, per usual, turn on Fox, do some e-mailing, and peruse the headlines online. It’s a Cinnamon Toast Crunch morning, which bodes well, but I realize I’m deep in the midst of Conan/Leno fatigue. Die, story, die. (more)