The Results Are In. Viewers: 1. ESPN: 0

Opinion | Jena Greene
ESPN Logo (Credit: Getty Images/Robin Marchant)

ESPN is failing hard

Jay Bilas: LaVar Ball Is A 'Misogynistic Buffoon Unworthy Of My Time'

Sports | James Burton
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LaVar was playing us all like his own Big Baller Brand Stradivarius

ESPN Politicizes Colin Kaepernick's Unemployment Woes

Sports | George Congdon
Dec 24, 2016; Los Angeles, CA, USA; San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick (7) pumps his fist as he acknowledges the cheers from the 49ers' fans after leading his team to a 22-21 come-from-behind win over the Los Angeles Rams at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum: Reuters via USA Today Sports

‘[Kaepernick] is a proud individual, and doesn’t feel that he needs to put himself out there to beg for a job’

ESPN Is Really Confused Why Colin Kaepernick Is Unemployed

Opinion | David Hookstead
Colin Kaepernick #7 of the San Francisco 49ers walks on the field during warm ups prior to the NFC Divisional Playoff Game against the Carolina Panthers at Bank of America Stadium on January 12, 2014 in Charlotte, North Carolina

They don’t seem to get it

ESPN Really Wants People To Believe Female Athletes Are Better Than Men

Opinion | David Hookstead
ESPN Logo (Credit: Getty Images/Robin Marchant)

It’s getting insane

Kirstie Ennis Is First Veteran To Pose For ESPN Body [SLIDESHOW]

Slideshow | AnnMarie Hilton

She’s one badass chick

ESPN Will Air A 90-Minute Special Of O.J. Simpson's Parole Hearing

Sports | Ford Springer
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The hearing could determine an early release

ESPN Has Become The Fun Police For The McGregor Vs. Mayweather Fight

Sports | David Hookstead
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It’s a ridiculous argument

Former ESPN Anchor Takes Aim At Colin Kaepernick For 'Independence Trip' To Ghana

Sports | Kent Strobl
LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 24: Colin Kaepernick #7 of the San Francisco 49ers reacts after being tackled during the game against the Los Angeles Rams at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum on December 24, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

‘If you’re going to continually complain’

Happy Sports Journalists Day - Shoutout To Myself For Existing

Opinion | David Hookstead
Matthew Stafford #9 of the Detroit Lions participates in warmups prior to a game against the Tennessee Titans at Ford Field on September 18, 2016 in Detroit, Michigan

It’s the best day of the year

Betting Markets: Michael Phelps Is Underdog In Race Against Great White Shark

Energy | Andrew Follett
Marine underwater flora and fauna background with swimming diver shark fishes and seaweeds vector illustration (Shutterstock/VectorPot)

‘Probably for the first time ever, Phelps is an underdog’

Check Out Caroline Wozniacki On The Cover Of ESPN's Body Issue

Sports | David Hookstead
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She also done Sports Illustrated

ESPN Host Says NFL Injects Politics 'By Playing The National Anthem' [VIDEO]

Sports | Kent Strobl

‘Let’s be real about something here’

All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Back! Big News Just Broke About Hank Williams Jr.

Entertainment | Katie Jerkovich
NASHVILLE, TN - JUNE 10: Singer-songwriter Hank Williams Jr. performs onstage during 2016 CMA Festival - Day 2 at Nissan Stadium on June 10, 2016 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Rick Diamond/Getty Images)

‘You’ve kind of done it all’

ESPN Accused Of Photoshopping Tiger Woods' Mugshot For Broadcast

Sports | Ford Springer

Something is off here…