EERIE: 'Halloween Mask Index' Once Again Correctly Predicts Presidential Election

Business | Eric Owens
Trump mask Getty Images/NIKLAS HALLE'N

Trump masks doubled Obama mask sales, according to costume company bigwig

Teacher Dresses As Donald, Dances To Obscene Anti-Trump Song In Class

Education | Derek Hunter

‘He felt very uncomfortable’

Mother, Young Daughters Killed In Halloween Hayride Disaster

Daily Caller News Foundation | Eric Lieberman
PRAIRIE VIEW, IL - OCTOBER 27: Riders climb aboard a hay-ride with their pumpkins at Didier Farms. (Photo by Tim Boyle/Getty Images)

At least three helicopters called in

Conservative Group's Mock Halloween Funeral Blocked Because It Could Hurt Feelings

Daily Caller News Foundation | Blake Neff
Halloween ban [Flickr]

Fake obituary would incite ‘frustration/anger’

Fancypants College Vows POLICE INVESTIGATIONS For 'Offensive' Halloween Costumes

Education | Eric Owens
Shutterstock/Elnur, YouTube screenshot/Tufts Admissions, Shutterstock/Kiko Jimenez

Tufts officials ‘have fundamentally inverted the meaning of tolerance’

Post Office Workers Go On Halloween Strike, Threaten Christmas Too

Business | Robert Donachie
Floodwaters reach just under a mailbox along Waccamaw Lake Drive in Conway, South Carolina October 6, 2015. REUTERS/Randall Hill

But, where has all the mail gone?

We Reviewed Three Holiday-Themed Headphones For Kids And Also Got You Great Prices

Daily Dealer | Jack Kocsis
These are one of three holiday-themed headphones available at a discount for Daily Caller readers (Photo via Amazon)

Exclusive discounts for Daily Caller readers

Halloween BANNED For Ridiculous Reason

Education | Eric Owens
Halloween banned Shutterstock/Kiselev Andrey Valerevich

Principal fails to explain the religious significance of now-outlawed pumpkin-carving contest

University Of Florida Urges Students To Report Politically Incorrect Halloween Costumes As BIAS INCIDENTS

Education | Eric Owens
YouTube screenshot/National Lampoon, Getty Images/Getty Images Sport, YouTube screenshot/National Lampoon

Is round-the-clock counseling also available for Halloween costume triggerings? YES!

Get Your Kid Into Football With This Deal On Halloween Costumes

Daily Dealer | Jack Kocsis
This kid is now into football (Photo via Amazon)

Make your kid a man for just $30

Deciding On A Halloween Costume Is Scarier Than Any Actual Halloween Costume

Daily Dealer | Jack Kocsis
This stars and stripes suit normally costs $150 but is currently available for $68 (Photo via Amazon)

Thank all hallows they are half off today

Minnesota Principal Wants To Halt Celebration Of Valentine's Day, Other 'Dominant' Holidays

Daily Caller News Foundation | Blake Neff
No Fun Allowed [Getty Images]

Celebrating holidays ‘suppresses’ the views of others, somehow

Fort Bragg Declares Emergency Lockdown After Servicemember Shows Up In A Suicide Vest--For Halloween

Daily Caller News Foundation | Jonah Bennett
Suicide Bomber

‘Costumes of this sort are not allowed on Fort Bragg’

Kim Kardashian's Costume Looks Familiar [PHOTOS]

Entertainment | Kaitlan Collins
Kim Kardashian dresses as Kim Kardashian for Halloween. (Photo: Getty Images)

You have to see this to believe it

Bill Maher Rips PC-Left As 'Humorless Jackoffs' Over Halloween Costume Outrage [VIDEO]

Entertainment | Derek Hunter

Calls out ‘lazy liberalism’ that see whining as an accomplishment

Ghosts, Goblins, Obamacare -- Oh, My!

Opinion | Sally Pipes
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The timing makes sense. Open enrollment follows the scariest day of the year — Halloween.

Warning To Parents: Beware The Dangers Of Halloween Candy

Opinion | Susan Maples
(Photo Illustration: Scott Olson/Getty Images)

The bottom line: There’s nothing sweet about sugar. Make smart choices for your children this Halloween.

So Now Halloween Pumpkins Are Killing The Planet Or Something

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
p-umpkin

Ooooohhh, scary