‘TURN YOUR WEAPONS TO THE CAPITOL’
‘By the way, I know…’
And she let EVERYBODY see
Is this guy responsible for leaking Kate Upton’s nudes?
‘Snow has to pay for what he’s done’
Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton were victims of a massive hacking scandal
Nobody had to leak these
‘I wish I had thought to ask one of you for a Xanax’
But will there be a giant celebrity selfie this year?
Proof is in the pictures
Two Victoria’s Secret models and Kate Upton in a pear tree
And Kim Kardashian is NOT at the top of the list
Nothing clearer than nudity
‘I get weiiird when you kiss me’
But could she handle his constant bragging?
Now that’s just a little too sensitive
And bad timing, too