Because why not?
‘He is embarrassed, saddened and remorseful’
He’s only sorry to the point where it actually affects him
‘I don’t give sh*t — I don’t give a rat’s ass what the hell you think’
North Korean justice has gone to the dogs
Kim Jong Unable to hold his liquor
‘I’m very proud to say he’s my friend’
Two words: Thug. Life.
And it’s in economics! BOOM
‘Soldier-builders are pushing forward’ on a fancy ski resort
Dennis Rodman returns from North Korea
The former NBA pro and crazy person is back for the second time this year
Ros-Lehtinen apparently a fan of Kim Jong Un impersonator on Twitter
‘Vice was built on lies’
Rodman: 'If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong'
‘Keeping us safe is really not my job; it’s the black guy’s job’
Joins other estranged family members in disappointing Supreme Leader
‘[Un] just wants to be loved’
Arizona Republican warns of the uncertainly of Kim Jong-Un’s actions and calls on China to step up in helping defuse the situation