This is your brain on drugs
Is upset she resembles the chaotic driving methods in the video game?
Why be yourself when you can be ‘Famous in 12’?
‘Instead of f@#$%ng her, I read her a short story about a neglected daughter’
Inquiring minds want to know
Hey, we’ve all made mistakes
He claims he was never one of her victims
Including Ashton Kutcher, of course
They’re just like us!
It includes Justin Timberlake and Joaquin Phoenix
Putting the FUN in dysfunctional siblings
You’re not supposed to smile, punk
From Rihanna to the Robert Downey Jr. from 12 years ago
Much like Katharine Hepburn before her
It just keeps blowing women’s dresses right up year after year
‘Prince of Liberal Fascism’