Orange is the new blackout
Furry hat? Check. Pants? NOPE!
‘[W]ork shadowing experience’
That’s not what the doctor ordered
But of course she couldn’t go too long
‘It was f****d up and inappropriate’
This is your brain on drugs
Is upset she resembles the chaotic driving methods in the video game?
Why be yourself when you can be ‘Famous in 12’?
‘Instead of f@#$%ng her, I read her a short story about a neglected daughter’
Inquiring minds want to know
Hey, we’ve all made mistakes
He claims he was never one of her victims