Inquiring minds want to know
Hey, we’ve all made mistakes
He claims he was never one of her victims
Including Ashton Kutcher, of course
They’re just like us!
It includes Justin Timberlake and Joaquin Phoenix
Putting the FUN in dysfunctional siblings
You’re not supposed to smile, punk
From Rihanna to the Robert Downey Jr. from 12 years ago
Much like Katharine Hepburn before her
It just keeps blowing women’s dresses right up year after year
‘Prince of Liberal Fascism’
Dina Lohan, that is
Her “99 Balloons” spot was moving, but what did she really think about it?
And I’m Michael Jordan
‘I’m exhausted by threats and controversy’