The Daily Caller

On the bloodlust of Judeo-Christian troglodytes and the notable paucity of Labash imagery

I think we’re being too hard on tablets. They are just another symptom of the underlying disease

‘I’m taking this opportunity to bash the most overpraised singer of this generation’

Is employing the services of a prostitute a mortal sin on a par with keeping fish?

It’s your job to like your friend, not your friend’s smelly lover

The fish you will catch in southwest Virginia exist outside of time

‘I’m generally predisposed toward Republicans. Not because I like them, particularly.’

‘Without your ilk taking up so much unfashionable space throughout America, hipsters might choose to live everywhere. … A grateful nation thanks you’

‘Kicking ass. Taking names. Handing those names over to Homeland Security, as a patriot/hero in the War on Terror’

‘Building things isn’t for everyone, and fly tying isn’t either’

‘After all the affectionate eulogizing and hit-obituaries, those five people still have to get down to the hard business of living’

‘When you had relations with the woman, she was still a woman. End of story. We can’t be held responsible for our lovers’ secret desires’

Also, the Stephen Stills philosophy of fly fishing: ‘If you can’t catch the fish you love, catch the fish you’re with’

‘I didn’t merely listen to Van Halen, I became them. … Somewhere along the way, however, I stopped listening’

Senior editor Jamie Weinstein discusses Sunday night’s dinner on ‘Fox & Friends’ Monday morning

Also, welcoming the new kids, and picking the scab off Iowa

Also, a New Year’s resolution, and liberal media suppression

Also, the healing power of obituaries

‘I would’ve cared a lot more if it had been a ‘guilty’ verdict, convicting Michael Jackson of touching trusting children below the belt’