The Daily Caller

‘If it weren’t for Columbus, think of the tens of thousands of American studies professors who would be on food stamps’

Also, politicians and their bridge fetishes: ‘Fix it yourself, Barack Obama. I’m busy’

‘If Walt Whitman were alive today, he wouldn’t hear America singing. He’d hear it whining’

‘As Jesus said if you love me, feed my sheep, the self-styled Messiah, Obama, tells his disciples if you love me, pass my jobs bill’

Also, Jimmy Hoffa, SOB’s, and the New Conservative Crybabyism

Also, the tubing menace — a fly fisher’s lament

Also, requiem for Jani ‘Cherry Pie’ Lane, and who will lead us now?

Also, notes to a panicked author, and sexual harassment in the workplace

‘It’d be much more environmentally responsible, when sacrificing Ashton Kutcher, to put him in a resomator — a device that is catching on in the mortician trade’

Also, a reader bares her ugly insides in Labash’s latest advice column

Labash on the social media scourge and embracing the new dumbness

Also, a mean n’ green guide to evicting your roommate

Labash answers questions about which Obama would be more likely to be unfaithful, back pain remedies and more

Labash talks about the hate-filled letters he receives from readers who challenge him to games of fisticuffs

Ask Matt Labash pens a ‘closed letter’ asking Sarah Palin if she can find it in her heart to forgive him

Matt Labash asks the question. Also, fashion tips for Ron Paul supporters

Carbon crap, the truth about truth, and Springtime for Hitler

News Cycle Fatigue, unplugging yourself, and fighting off the thieves of wonder

How to avoid a mid-life crisis and herpes and you – a lust story

Sheila ‘Mothereffing’ Jackson Lee, how to deal with an evil boss, and are ants communists?