The heiress has already been a Playboy bunny and Minnie Mouse this year. What’s next?
And neither does Paris Hilton’s
And the tip she left could buy a car
It’s the right thing to do
A headline that just makes sense
She always has been very economical
Miley Cyrus has some competition
She left his party in Cannes because he wouldn’t stop playing his own music
We’re not making this up
The world’s hottest record label, Cash Money, has something to celebrate this week. Paris Hilton has officially signed a recording contract with them.
Psuedo-celebrity sex tapes are practically a proud American tradition by now
Ad shows Paris Hilton in the front seat of a car with sisters gagged in the trunk
Life is just not fair
He did not get a Domino’s deep-dish, nor a rendezvous with the pasé heiress
The ‘Mad Men’ star says the success of reality shows ‘doesn’t make sense’
Bet you can’t wait to listen to lyrics like: ‘My mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent’