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The world’s hottest record label, Cash Money, has something to celebrate this week. Paris Hilton has officially signed a recording contract with them.

Psuedo-celebrity sex tapes are practically a proud American tradition by now

Ad shows Paris Hilton in the front seat of a car with sisters gagged in the trunk

Life is just not fair

He did not get a Domino’s deep-dish, nor a rendezvous with the pasé heiress

The ‘Mad Men’ star says the success of reality shows ‘doesn’t make sense’

Bet you can’t wait to listen to lyrics like: ‘My mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent’

Maybe these purty girls from the middle of nowhere could save America

‘Morning Joe’ co-host not impressed with former vice-presidential nominee or her rise to prominence

Find out why Hollywood heartthrob George Clooney and his gal pal of two years have called it quits

Lindsay Lohan may be under house arrest, but she’s still wacky as ever

On and off-screen best buds, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox, are reportedly ‘Friends’ no more. Take a look at the other inseparable stars who severed ties, as well as the celebrity BFF’s that are still going strong

Hilton: ‘Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me’

These stars can ad a new title to their resumes, ‘designer’. From Paris Hilton to Madonna, take a look at the celebs who conquered the fashion world in recent years

TheDC compiles a list of celebrity memoirs you know you’ll never read, so you might as well read about them here

Party crasher wrote in a Facebook note, ‘I crashed Paris Hilton’s Birthday Party and Accidentally the Whole Cake’

As the heiress reaches 30 years of age, we round up some of the pitfalls and highlights of her teens and twenties

The hotel heiress stopped at a petting zoo before heading to her Moulin Rouge-themed bash

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have been offered $1 million to fight each other in a celebrity boxing match