Florida Man: Yes, I Killed My Girlfriend -- She Choked On My Giant Penis

US | Mike Raust

He might be part of the Large-Members-Only-Club…

THE UNLUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD: Deadly Spider Bites Dude's Junk AGAIN

World | Eric Owens
redback spider Shutterstock/Peter Waters

‘It seems like it got a better shot at it this time’

College Substitutes 'BIG BANANAS' For Phallic Props In Ancient Greek Play, Fires Professor

Education | Eric Owens
photo courtesy of Inside Higher Ed

The single father was also sacked from his second job scrubbing campus toilets

School Totally Sorry For Assigning 11-Year-Olds Homework About JOHN BOBBITT'S SEVERED PENIS

Education | Eric Owens

Parents said they were ‘mortified’

Topping the list of things you don't want to find on your car

World | Sarah Hofmann

An anti-Putin satirist found a 200lb wooden phallus on her BMW

Student slices off his own penis, stabs his mom while high on party drug

Education | Eric Owens

‘He is normally a lovely lad and very bright’

TheDC's educator of the week: Teacher fired for taking three students for penis piercings

Education | Eric Owens

‘I was trying to make sure they were safe’

Canadian vandals had the balls to cut public shrub into a penis

Entertainment | Taylor Bigler

Windsor, Ontario officials immediately recut it into a more flaccid shape

Italian men want bigger penises

World | Eric Owens

Doctor attributes increased demand to ‘changing room syndrome’

The three college logos most likely to rape you

Education | Eric Owens

An angry dog, a stiff clock tower, a very penis-like tongue

Brooklyn College spent $107,000 to replace logo president thought looked like a penis

Education | Eric Owens

Goodbye to iconic clock tower; hello to a bunch of words

BBC airs Prince William penis doodle

Entertainment | Taylor Bigler

Oops

Newscaster accidentally draws giant penis on live TV

Entertainment | Taylor Bigler

Penises will always be funny

Now you can buy a wallet made out of whale foreskin [PHOTO]

Entertainment | Taylor Bigler

…for $2,440

Man with a Sharpie penis on his face takes greatest mugshot of all time [PHOTO]

US | Taylor Bigler

Man booked on assault charges for allegedly beating up drawer of penis

Jon Hamm kindly asks that you stop joking about his junk

Entertainment | Taylor Bigler
New Mad Men trailer for season 7.

Hamm thinks you’re being a pig, and wants you to stop talking about his sausage

Jon Hamm likes to go commando and it became a real problem on the 'Mad Men' set

Entertainment | Taylor Bigler

‘Mad Men’ star’s free balling ways became too much for show’s costumers to handle

Charlize Theron talks Michael Fassbender's junk: "I'm available to work with it any time!" - E!

Entertainment | InternAdmin

Actress talks up co-star’s manhood at Human Rights Campaign gala

Miley Cyrus, cake tease [NSFW] - TheDC

Entertainment | Taylor Bigler
Miley Cyrus (TMZ photo)

Tween idol caught in the act with large phallic cake

SF proposed ban on circumcision 'a terrible thing' for Jews - TheDC

US | Laura Donovan

San Franciscans consider ballot measure proposed to end what one describes as “genital mutilation”