POLL: Where Does Chelsea Clinton Get Off, Anyway?

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Opinions are like... um...

POLL: What Is THE ORB?

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
In accordance with prophecy

POLL: Who Would've Won A Joe Biden/Donald Trump Matchup?

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Results are binding

POLL: How Can Mizzou Get Back Its Mojo?

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Melissa Click YouTube screenshot/Mark Schierbecker
Misery in Missouri

POLL: Who's To Blame For The Cancellation Of That Ta-Nehisi Coates Comic Book?

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
We all know the real reason

POLL: Who Should Replace Shannon Watts At Everytown?

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
She's low-caliber

POLL: Should Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Run For President?

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
The People's POTUS?

POLL: How Should Trump Have Fired Comey?

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
President Donald Trump shakes hands with James Comey, director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, during an Inaugural Law Enforcement Officers and First Responders Reception in the Blue Room of the White House on January 22, 2017 in Washington, D.C. (Photo by Andrew Harrer-Pool/Getty Images)
FBI-ay-ay

POLL: Will You Stop Eating So Much Meat Because Obama Says So?

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Obama eating hot dog. (Getty Images: Charles Ommanney)
His insistence is dogged

POLL: Help Hillary Pick A New Motto

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
CLEVELAND, OH - MARCH 8: Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton speaks at the Recreation Center on the campus of the Cuyahoga Community College. [Getty Images/J.D. Pooley]
Time to rhyme