Indiana told Cruz ‘we have no interest in you’
But he’s tardy to the party on this one.
‘I am ahead in the vote, Rachel!’
The network banned him from any future appearances.
Instead, Clinton claims she will be ‘transparent’
Support only comes from ‘pundit class and donor class’
Suddenly, everyone felt what the rest of us have been saying all along: I want my presidential candidate to have reached puberty.
This doesn’t Depends on who you ask
‘Hillary, let’s dive into some tough questions, but don’t worry, not actually tough, just MSNBC tough’
‘I think that just as a political observer, this is pretty compelling.’
‘Maybe he could be elected, but then he’d, like, outsource it to someone’
Like old times, Hillary really needs the money
Democrats, be careful what you wish for, as it could be visited upon you ten-fold.
Preachy, annoying, who saw that coming?
‘It’s very hard to have effective reporting…’
Oh man, him?