The Daily Caller

With sincere apologies to Bill Shakespeare.

Banjo-control laws have saved hundreds of thousands of lives.

Bonds says he’ll be ‘very sad’ if he isn’t inducted.

Hurricane Sandy has made it difficult for pollsters to poll.

The state’s undecided voters are disproportionately young, white, working class and female.

Todd Akin isn’t alone.

He’s boring but competent.

In some ways, Fast and Furious is worse than Watergate.

How the verdicts in the John Edwards and Roger Clemens trials reflect the dour mood of the electorate.

Governments are ill-equipped to change the daily conduct of their citizens.

What President Obama’s poor showing in Tuesday’s Kentucky primary means for November.

The 10 greatest sex scandals in American political history.

If he were alive today, Goldwater would stand up for DeGeneres in her dispute with One Million Moms.

Some people are taking Colbert’s presidential campaign too seriously.

When tyrants need a break from the day-to-day grind, they head to Havana.

The State Department is paying for three Indian-American comedians to tell jokes in India.

What I discovered at the Boone County Jail, the epicenter of America’s “human rights crisis.”

Finally, the Occupy Wall Street movement has a voice.

USDA’s Christmas tree tax to be used to redistribute toys from nice children to naughty ones.

A review of P.J. O’Rourke’s new book, Holidays in Heck.