Colbert still eats Oreos, unlike Trump
‘I’m just trying to figure out why I’m here’
‘Tou’ can ‘pée’ that game …
Thousands of dollars in plastic food will turn around failing schools
Comedian gets some party love before moving to CBS
‘He wasn’t the right guy for the job’
Yes, they really are treated badly by the media.
They deserve an award for this, right?
‘Why not just have a separate game? Have separate but equal games’
‘All we need to do is bomb Oman, and I get a free falafel!’
‘It’s finally cool to wear a calculator watch!’
‘Folks, seeing average Americans throw away millions on a celebrity iPhone game is disturbing, because I am not that celebrity’
‘If you strike me down Stephen, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine’
Someone needs a map
The legendary conservative columnist gets the best shot