Happy Thanksgiving! Now, Garden Of Eden Or Tower Of Babel?

Opinion | Richard Wayner

The truth is not somewhere in between.

Clothing Stores Apologizes For #BlackFridaysMatter

Business | Amber Randall
Demonstrators carry a "Black Lives Matter" banner and protest the shooting death of Philando Castile as they gather in front of the police department in St Anthony, Minnesota, U.S., July 10, 2016. REUTERS/Adam Bettcher

‘This is a matter of basic human rights’

Conservative Website Aimed At Boycotting Target Shut Down For 'Diversity'

Business | Rachel Stoltzfoos
A newly constructed Target store is shown in San Diego, California May 17, 2016. REUTERS/Mike Blake/File Photo

‘We strive to create an inclusive workplace’

Brown Friday: Here's A Map Of DC's Clogged Toilets After Thanksgiving

US | Eric Lieberman
Toilet plunging after big meal. [Shutterstock - sakdam]

Don’t worry, you’re not the only one

Shopping Reminder: Some Apple Products Have Defects, Company Offers Replacements

Business | Eric Lieberman
The new iPhone SE is displayed during an Apple special event at the Apple headquarters on March 21, 2016 in Cupertino, California. Apple announced the iPhone SE and a 9.7" version of the iPad Pro. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Several instances in recent weeks

Happy Thanksgiving: The Senate's Bean Soup Recipe

Politics | Ted Goodman
Senate Bean Soup: YouTube Screenshot

A tradition since 1901

7 Thanksgiving Traditions Environmentalists Want To Ban

Energy | Andrew Follett
Thanksgiving Blessing Celebrating Grateful Meal Concept (Shutterstock/Rawpixel.com)

Before you carve the tofu turkey …

Watch NASA Astronauts Prepare Thanksgiving Dinner On A Space Station

Tech | Andrew Follett

NASA will also beam live football games to the station

It'll Be A Rough Thanksgiving For Dakota Pipeline Opponents

Energy | Chris White
U.S. President Barack Obama talks to the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe Chairman David Archambault II (L) as they attend the Cannon Ball Flag Day Celebration at the Cannon Ball Powwow Grounds on the Standing Rock Sioux Reservation in North Dakota, June 13, 2014. REUTERS/Larry Downing/File Photo

Still, it’s Thanksgiving and Obama has yet to officially place a timeline for approval of the project

Trump Calls For Unity In Thanksgiving Video Address

Politics | Rachel Stoltzfoos

‘Let us boldly face the exciting new frontiers that lie ahead’

Prepare For Thanksgiving With These Smoke Show Indians

Entertainment | David Hookstead

They don’t really like wearing clothing…

Liberal Journalists Think Their Readers Don't Have Basic Social Skills

US | Peter Hasson
YouTube screenshot/Washington Post

Scrambling to teach politeness to their readers

Is Thanksgiving Dinner As Bulletproof As A Bulletproof Vest?

Daily Dealer | Jack Kocsis
Tom from BulletSafe shoots at jugs of apple cider (BulletSafe/YouTube screenshot)

Watch this guy shoot turkeys, pumpkin pie and apple cider with a .50 cal Desert Eagle

Jim Treacher's Guide To Getting Through Thanksgiving 2016

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Thanksgiving Meal
This gets a little complicated, so pay attention

ISIS Issues Guide For Thanksgiving Terror Attacks

National Security | Russ Read
Members of the New York Police Department's Emergency Service Unit stand guard before the 89th Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in the Manhattan borough of New York, November 26, 2015. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly

The terrorist group encourages attacks on the Macy’s Day parade