Our Moral, Ethical, And Intellectual Betters At The Associated Press Show Us What They Think Of Ted Cruz

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coincidence

‘Not intended to portray Sen. Cruz in a negative light’

Media Matters 'Senior Fellow': Hey, At Least The Nazis Weren't Democrats

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like_magnetite_to_stupid

They weren’t ALL bad

Hillary Clinton's Never Been Too Good With Names

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whoops

Just ask her husband, Bob or whatever

What Gavin Said

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gavin
'And the most disgusting thing about all this is, you're not allowed to say any of it'

More Guns = More Crime, Except When They're Carried By Baltimore Cops

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Attorney General Loretta Lynch shake hands with Baltimore police officers during a visit to the Central District of Baltimore Police Department

The soaring murder rate is just a coincidence

I Was Born A Poor Black Child

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genes

I remember the days, sittin’ on the porch with my family…

Don't Say 'You Guys' Anymore, You Guys

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
guy-3

#YouGuys

Bill Clinton Decides To Start Telling The Truth

DC Trawler | Jim Treacher
Former U.S. President Bill Clinton addresses the audience during the opening plenary, called Leaders Dialogue on Climate Change, of the seventh annual meeting of the Clinton Global Initiative (CGI) at the Sheraton New York Hotel on September 20, 2011 in New York City. (Daniel Berehulak/Getty Images)

No, seriously, for real this time