“Zoology” on The Daily Caller

Sell a guinea pig, go to jail. (more)

For someone who allegedly just forked over three-quarters of a billion dollars to his soon-to-be ex-wife, and had his former swing coach speak frankly about their relationship in a Golf Digest interview, Tiger Woods appears to be in surprisingly good spirits. (more)

Catskill Merino Sheep Farm is a fixture at the Union Square Greenmarket. You’ll recognize their stall by the hanging hanks of wool yarn. The colors are subdued due to the natural dyes used. (more)

Researchers have discovered the fossilised remains of an ancient whale with huge, fearsome teeth. (more)

A growing population of seals off Cape Cod and rising water temperatures are combining to create conditions that could attract great white sharks to Cape beaches this summer, state and local authorities said yesterday. (more)

If you’re determined to make your hunting area as productive as possible, every acre must produce maximum benefit—either prime food for deer or excellent habitat. If even a single acre falls short of this standard, it is worth making changes. In this short piece I will offer several tips to help you maximize your whitetail habitat. (more)

It’s open season on Tiger Woods. (more)

FORT JACKSON, La. — For more than a decade, the hundreds of brown pelicans that nested among the mangrove shrubs on Queen Bess Island west of here were living proof that a species brought to the edge of extinction could come back and thrive. (more)

Tiger Woods wife is leaving him again – this time she’s heading for China, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. (more)

The National Zoo has announced the successful hatching of two rare cranes. (more)

NEW CITY, N.Y. – It wasn’t quite man-bites-dog, but there were men and there were dogs and there was biting. A sheriff’s office said Monday that one man bit another during a fight over a couple of dogs at a park in suburban New York City. Rockland County sheriff’s Capt. William Barbera said two dog owners got into it Sunday night. One didn’t like the way their pets were playing at a dog park in New City, about 30 miles north of New York. (more)

ESPN writer Rick Reilly entered what he calls “quite possibly the world’s dumbest sport”: the Sauna World Championships.  His experience makes for a dually horrifying and wildly entertaining story. (more)

A four-legged weed-whacker of sorts that lived some 230 million years ago just lost its dinosaur affiliation. (more)

A U.S. study suggests some lake sturgeon might harbor a protozoan parasite that can cause a sexually transmitted disease in humans. (more)

Even the most ardent bunny-huggers can’t deny what hunting does for wildlife. In a headline about the current state of wildlife in Africa, Conde Nast Traveler begrudgingly and sarcastically proclaimed, “Perhaps the best way to save wildlife in Africa is to kill it.” (more)

Equipped with a powerful beak, sucker-packed tentacles, and arms lined with razor-sharp claws, the colossal squid (pictures) likely inspired legends of terrible sea monsters, including the ship-wrestling kraken. (more)

TMZ has learned Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are trying to strike agreements on child custody and division of assets … and then quietly and quickly file divorce papers to end their marriage. (more)

American Rifleman and American Hunter field editor Bryce Towsley does exactly what he title says. He’s out in the field, rifle in hand. Recently, Towsley went out on a leopard safari and returned with these amazing pictures. (more)

Last season when I was hunting turkeys at Miller Creek Ranch in central Texas, I found that gobblers were henned up beyond belief, gobbling on the roost, then clamming up like Mafia members on the witness stand as soon as they hit the ground. In six days of hunting, I managed to call one big bird up for a friend who had never been turkey hunting before, and he thankfully hammered him. (He had hunted a total of two hours and went home thinking, hey, what’s so tough about this?) (more)

Tiger Woods has become his own cautionary tale, and he’ll make his biggest pitch for redemption yet by playing in the venerable Masters Golf Tournament this week. And what better place to stage his comeback than Augusta National, a place that does not allow women? (more)