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May 25th, 2012

Question: What’s the sound of David Axelrod’s weekend getting ruined?

Alex Pappas reports:

A new book on Barack Obama reveals fresh details about the president’s youthful days as an avid smoker of marijuana — a time when he and his fellow weed smokers called themselves the “Choom Gang.”

Among the highlights:

— Obama was known for his interceptions. This is the act of joining a circle of people passing around a joint, taking a hit and yelling, “Intercepted!”

— Obama and his friends at the Punahou School in Hawaii called themselves the “Choom Gang” — choom means smoking weed — and drove around in a Volkswagen bus called the “Choomwagon.”

— Obama and his crew enjoyed what they called “roof hits,” smoking pot inside a car with all the windows rolled up to maximize the amount of smoke they inhaled.

Why did Obama put his dog on the roof of the car? So it wouldn’t get stoned.

Speaking only for myself, I’m fine with having a president who used to get blazed out of his mind. It’s just funny that the same people who are scrambling to defend him were, shall we say, somewhat less accepting of Bush’s youthful indiscretions.

And as Mike Riggs at Reason points out: “Barack Obama Punishes People for Getting High; It Used to Be, He Punished Them for Not Getting High Enough.”

Also, everybody reading this is a racist. Yes, even you.

May 25th, 2012

It’s just silly. Obama was born in Hawaii. It’s over, Birthers. But Donald didn’t get the memo. In an interview with the Daily Beast published today, he said:

“Look, it’s very simple,” said Trump, who has spent the past 13 months questioning Obama’s constitutional eligibility to occupy the White House (and only doubled down with his stubborn skepticism after Obama produced a long-form birth certificate, certifying he was born on Aug. 4, 1961, in Hawaii, and then hilariously roasted him at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner). “A book publisher came out three days ago and said that in his written synopsis of his book,” Trump went on, “he said he was born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia. His mother never spent a day in the hospital.”

Donald. Bubbie. Yes, Obama did say that, but he was lying.

The part about being born in Kenya isn’t true. Obama made it up. He was fibbing. Prevaricating. Perpetuating a falsehood. Some would call it BS. A whopper. A statement that had no basis in reality. If it were possible for Obama’s buttocks to literally detach from his body as the result of a lie, that one would do it.

You’re just going to have to face facts, Donald: Obama is, was, and always will be full of crap.

Barack Obama: Original Birther.

May 25th, 2012

Hey, she said it, not me. The Hill:

If first lady Michelle Obama could be anyone else, she would be Beyonce.

“It looks like musicians just have the most fun,” Obama told People magazine in an interview that hit newsstands on Friday…

The first lady said if she had the musical talent Beyonce has, she would absolutely want to be “some great singer” in another life.

Here’s the part where normally I would make a joke, but I won’t because that would be racist. Instead, here is a video of Michelle Obama dancing to Beyonce.

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Hey. Knock it off. This isn’t funny. SHUT UP.

P.S. Courtesy of Joy Miles Van Noy:

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May 25th, 2012

Lie.

The president’s social-media experts have had a tough time of it lately. Whenever they come up with a great Twitter hashtag that they think is going to change the conversation — #IStandWithObama, #LowerUnderObama, #ILikeObamacare, etc. — those meddling teabaggers ruin it. They use those hashtags to mock and deride Obama, instead of worshipping him as is his due. They’re mean!

Well, he has had quite enough of that, thank you very much, and Alexandra Jaffe at National Journal couldn’t be more admiring:

Twitter is, traditionally, where politicians can go for quick, spontaneous interactions with constituents, because it’s truly a democratic forum — tweets by the people, for the people, arrive in real time. But those expecting such a spontaneous exchange with President Obama when he announced a seemingly impromptu Twitter Q&A on Thursday night were sorely disappointed to find the questions cherry-picked earlier by White House staff.

At 4:28 p.m., Obama sent out a rare personal tweet from the White House Twitter account, soliciting questions from followers for what many thought was a sudden interest in public debate over his To Do list for Congress: “Let’s try this: After I speak here in Iowa about clean-energy jobs, I’ll answer a few questions on ‪#CongressToDoList‬. Ask w/ ‪#WHChat‬…”

He went on to answer seven questions from average Twitter users, none with more than 400 followers, one with only seven, on issues ranging from energy to student-loan interest rates to mortgage reform…

But the tweets he answered were all time-stamped much earlier than his initial personal tweet inviting questions, one as early as five hours before Obama’s tweet…

Those tweeters were responding to an earlier call for questions from the official White House Twitter account, around noon on Thursday, that largely went under the radar until Obama shifted the question session into high gear with his personal tweet. The questions were, then, not spontaneous, but rather likely cherry-picked by staff hours before, giving Obama ample time to prepare answers…

Obama’s personal tweet was advantageous on two levels, however: It gave the town hall an off-the-cuff feel, popular among everyday citizens because it seems to indicate a level of intimacy with a highly-guarded, meticulously planned politician. And, perhaps more significant, it allowed Obama to avoid the GOP hashtag hijacking that has become par for the course whenever Obama has previously announced a social-media campaign ahead of time. Though Republicans did latch on to the hashtag eventually, the White House’s craftiness prevented the hashtag hijack from becoming too much of a social media centerpiece, as has happened with such efforts before.

It’s a clear signal that while the candidate who revolutionized the use of social media for campaigning won’t abandon the medium, he’s also become considerably warier of its potential abuses.

So there you have it. Free speech is an “abuse,” and declaring an open forum that really isn’t — AKA lying — is “craftiness.” Take that, wingnuts!

Lefties are growing to hate Twitter because it exposes their lies faster than they can come up with new ones. And because it opens them up to the one thing they hate more than anything else: mockery.

Tee-hee!

Update: I forgot to mention another lefty Twitter tactic that’s becoming increasingly popular: reporting people they disagree with politically for spam. Just this week, three Twitter accounts I follow — @OrwellForce, @duhBUYyawn, and @moira1987 — were suspended without explanation. And they’re hardly alone. None of these people are spammers. They just mock the left. Submit or be silenced, wingnuts.

May 25th, 2012

The other day, Roger Ailes claimed that Jon Stewart once admitted to being a socialist while they were drinking in a bar. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. “How dare that wingnut say such a thing? What an awful thing to say, calling somebody a socialist. (NTTAWWT!)”

Well, look what Newsbusters just dug up. Here’s Jon Stewart on Larry King Live, December 15, 2000:

Gee, do you think he’s moved to the right at all in the past decade? No?

Sorry, lefties. If you want to bring up Jon Stewart’s CNN appearances to slam my boss, that’s fine, but you also have to accept this one. Jon Stewart is a socialist. Now that you can no longer deny it, get set to switch gears and dismiss it as no big deal.

You may begin.

May 24th, 2012

Earlier this week, DC Comics announced that they’re changing one of their established characters into a person who is attracted to members of the same gender, because diversity. It’s been fun trying to guess who’s getting all gayed up, but let’s face it, DC isn’t going to do that to Superman or Batman or any of their other cash cows. It’ll be one of their lesser characters, so they can brag about how open-minded they are without hurting the bottom line.

Now the guy who broke that story, Rich Johnston at BleedingCool.com, thinks he knows who it is:

Who is the as yet unknown gay character being reintroduced to the DC Comics superhero titles? Male, an iconic character, someone who would become one of DC’s most prominent gay characters?

I’m hearing that it’s Alan Scott, the original Green Lantern.

Created by Martin Nodell, and first written with Bill Finger in 1940, Green Lantern was originally a mysticaly-based superhero, whose powers were derived from the flame of a magic lamp and he became an original member of the Justice Society Of America…

Frankly, I find this very difficult to believe. I’ve never been a big fan of the character, but I’ve read a bunch of those old stories from the ’40s and I never picked up on any–

Huh. Okay. Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

Really, this news shouldn’t be a shock to comics fans. It was just a matter of time. After all, Green Lantern’s only weakness is wood.

In brightest day
In blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Especially in
those shoes

May 24th, 2012

You should be following David Burge on Twitter (@iowahawkblog). Not only is he the funniest guy I’ve ever even heard of, but he keeps me apprised of things like this:

Keep in mind that this video was uploaded by one of the irrepressible scamps involved. They’re proud of this.

Yeah, man, don’t mess with the SFPD, or they’ll… um… drive away slowly. Has Internal Affairs investigated the officer who dared to turn on his siren, thus impinging on these children’s right to free speech?

And I was ready to congratulate the one kid who tried to talk some sense into the rest of him, until I realized he was okay with smashing up other people’s property as long as they’re above a certain income level.

These idiots did more property damage in one night than the Tea Party has done to date. Remember, though: Occupy is “mostly peaceful.” Just look at all the windows they didn’t smash. Look at all the walls they didn’t spray-paint. Look at all the police stations they didn’t vandalize.

Wait. What’s that, Nancy?

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Update: Can you guess the word Occupy Media used to describe this? Go ahead… Did you guess “gorgeous”?

Update: And if you want to try the usual “No True Occupier” crap, keep in mind that Adbusters, the magazine that started the whole Occupy thing, has officially endorsed these idiots.

May 24th, 2012

It was big news when Bill Clinton left the White House and moved to Harlem. But clearly he’d rather be in Brooklyn.

TMZ:

Bill Clinton just out-Clinton’d himself — posing with two famous porn stars in Monaco moments ago … and one of them’s a real up-and-comer.

Clinton’s in a Monte Carlo casino right now for a special “Nights in Monaco” gala event — and several celebrities are in attendance … including Diane Kruger, Joshua Jackson … and a BUNCH OF PORN STARS.

The two porn stars on Bill’s arms are Tasha Reign (left) and Brooklyn Lee — AVN’s “Best New Starlet” in porn.

Brooklyn — who just posted the pic on her Twitter account — also just won the award for “Best Sex Scene” in “Mission Asspossible.”

Almost fifteen years later, Bill still doesn’t know how to steer clear of a woman in a blue dress.

Right now Obama is looking at this picture and saying, “Who’s the amateur now, b!+¢#?”

May 24th, 2012

First, let’s talk about one of the good guys with the last name Baldwin. Adam Baldwin made his film debut in My Bodyguard back in 1980, and since then he’s appeared in everything from Full Metal Jacket to Independence Day to Chuck to the late, great Firefly. He’s also at the vanguard of an emerging trend: Hollywood actors who aren’t liberal drones and aren’t keeping quiet about it.

And he’s not related to Alec Baldwin, fortunately. Via Twitchy:

Alec Baldwin stooped to a new low tonight with his pathetic, unwarranted tweet about the late new media legend Andrew Breitbart. In an apocalyptic showdown with fellow actor Adam Baldwin, Alec invoked Andrew Breitbart’s name for no apparent purpose, causing conservatives and even some of Alec’s own fans to hold him accountable.

I’m not sure what the dispute is about, but I’m pretty sure Breitbart didn’t have anything to do with it. Adam annoyed Alec somehow, and because Alec is a crazy, vindictive hothead, he lashed out. “You’re a right-winger, huh? Okay then, I’ll rip on Breitbart. Take that!”

Adam then made a futile attempt to appeal to Alec’s basic humanity:

Which prompted Alec to rationalize his latest PR disaster:

Good point, Mr. Mayor.

I asked Adam for comment. He said: “I admire Alec’s talent as an actor. I honestly do not understand the intent of his comment about my dearly departed friend Andrew.”

Alec doesn’t either. He was just angry, as usual, and he used whatever weapon was at hand. And if it meant mocking a dead guy in front of the whole world, including the guy’s wife and four kids, too bad.

I don’t know about you, but it makes me glad I don’t bank at Capital One.

P.S. At least Adam is in good company, as the UK Press Association reports:

Alec Baldwin has laid into Harvey Weinstein during an angry tirade after the Hollywood producer refused to appear in the actor’s documentary.

The American star was angered when Weinstein, who produced Lord Of The Rings, would not take part in the film Baldwin is making in Cannes about movie financing.

The Hollywood Reporter said Baldwin was furious when he arrived with fiancee Hilaria Thomas at the Calvin Klein IFP party in the French Riviera resort.

Seeing some people he knew, he walked into the centre of a room filled with models, celebrities and business people, as well as journalists, and started criticising Weinstein.

“I don’t care who knows,” he is reported to have said. “After the success he had at Cannes last year and all the f****** Oscars, he’s still a f****** douche bag. I can’t believe it.”

It has to sting when “Don’t you know who I am?” is increasingly met with: “No.” (Just kidding, Alec! Of course they know who you are. That’s why they want nothing to do with you.)

May 24th, 2012

Celebrities don’t become celebrities because they’re better than anybody else. They become celebrities because they’re more shameless than anybody else. Case in point: Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas.

The Telegraph reports:

Musician Will.I.Am has been criticised for arriving at a climate change debate in a private helicopter, producing the same amount of CO2 most people do in a month…

Despite his environmentally-conscious stance on green issues, the Black Eyed Peas rapper, 37, chose to take a private helicopter to the venue.

It is understood the journey, which is a 286 mile round-trip from London, used 71.5 gallons of fuel and released three-quarters of a ton of CO2 into the atmosphere…

From there, the singer used a pedal cycle to travel the remaining few hundred yards to the Radcliffe Observatory Weather Centre…

According to the Daily Star newspaper, he spent an hour meeting with climate expert Myles Allen, before travelling to Taunton, Somerset, to carry the Olympic torch.

Professor Allen told the newspaper: “The irony didn’t escape everybody. But he’s committed to the issues and he’s written songs about it.”

See? He rode a bicycle for a few hundred yards, and he writes songs about global warming. That’s why it’s okay for him to spew CO2 all over the place in the process. It’s not hypocrisy if you express the correct opinions.

Big thanks to Will.I.Am for saving the Earth. As for the rest of you rabble, did you leave your cellphone chargers plugged in, you commoners? WHY ARE YOU KILLING THE PLANET???

May 23rd, 2012

All day I’ve been amused by the news that Obama couldn’t even get 60% of the Democratic vote in Kentucky against… nobody. 42% of Kentucky primary voters chose “uncommitted” over Obama.

And all day, this has seemed somehow… familiar. But I couldn’t place it until I saw James Taranto’s headline: “Nobody for President!”

A-ha!

Back in 1992, a very strange man named Grant Morrison* wrote issue #52 of a very strange comic book called Doom Patrol. In it, the very strange superhero team of the title had to stop a very, very strange supervillain named Mr. Nobody from destroying the world by declaring he was running for president and then tricking everyone into wishing themselves into a mystical painting. If that doesn’t make sense to you, that was exactly the point. Mr. Nobody’s sidekicks were named the Brotherhood of Dada, all their schemes were absurdist nonsense, and basically the whole thing was an excuse for Morrison to be as silly as possible.

It was a lot of fun. But I had no idea it would turn out to be so prophetic.

Here are a few representative pages from the comic:

Yeah. That sort of thing happened a lot. But the “good” weirdoes beat the “bad” weirdoes, and the world was safe once again. Until the next issue, of course.

These days, Morrison is writing Superman, and just this month he cast Obama in the role:

And yet 20 years ago, Morrison predicted the rise of Obama’s newest opponent: Nobody.

Defy the tyranny of the predictable, Democrats! Nobody 2012!

*Morrison most recently made news by declaring that Batman is “very, very gay.” This was weeks before DC Comics said they were changing the sexual orientation of one of their long-time characters. Coincidence?

May 23rd, 2012

Sorry, Mr. President. And sorry to all your fellow Birthers. You were not born in Kenya.

Associated Press:

The state of Hawaii has verified President Barack Obama’s birth records to Arizona’s elections chief after a nearly three-month back and forth that Arizona officials said could have ended without the incumbent’s name on its November ballot.

Joshua Wisch, special assistant to Hawaii Attorney General David Louie, told The Associated Press in an email late Tuesday that the matter is resolved after Hawaii gave Arizona the verification it was looking for.

Okay, Birthers? Obama was born in Hawaii. End of story.

Of course, that doesn’t explain why Obama claimed to have been born in Kenya in his literary bio…

Nor is it any reason for Arizona’s public officials to apologize for taking Obama at his word. LA Times:

Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett has apologized for any embarrassment he caused his state when he revived a widely discredited conspiracy theory about President Obama’s birthplace by requesting verification that the president was born in Hawaii…

“If I embarrassed the state, I apologize, but that certainly wasn’t my intent,” Bennett said Tuesday in an interview with radio station KTAR.

Hey, if Obama didn’t want people to labor under the mistaken idea that he was born in Kenya, he shouldn’t have claimed he was born in Kenya. This whole thing is nobody’s fault but his own.

Barack Obama: Original Birther.

May 23rd, 2012

A few months ago, I took a look back at the left’s respect for women. If you don’t have time to read the whole thing, here’s a summary:

It’s okay to call a woman a “c**t,” a “t**t,” a “mashed-up bag of meat with lipstick on it,” or anything else you want, as long as she’s a conservative. You won’t be bothered by the National Organization for Women. Sandra Fluke couldn’t care less. The lovely ladies of The View have better things to talk about. You’re on your own. It’s only misogyny if you express the same political opinions they do.

The Blaze gives us the latest example of this phenomenon. Be warned, this is explicit, even with the picture blurred out. But it needs to be put on the record. It needs to be remembered.

The Blaze has been alerted to a fake explicit image apparently published in Hustler magazine depicting GBTV host and conservative commentator S.E. Cupp engaged in a sex act with what appears to be a penis in her mouth.

Under the headline “Celebrity Fantasy,” the text beside the picture asks, “What would S.E. Cupp look like with a [d**k] in her mouth?”

S.E. Cupp is a lovely young lady who read too much Ayn Rand in high school and ended up joining the dark side. Cupp, an author and media commentator who often shows up on Fox News programs, is undeniably cute. But her hotness is diminished when she espouses dumb ideas like defunding Planned Parenthood. Perhaps the method pictured here is Ms. Cupp’s suggestion for avoiding an unwanted pregnancy.

Here it is. (Sorry, Mom. But people need to see what’s considered acceptable treatment of conservative women.)

I want somebody to defend this. I want somebody to explain why this is less of a news story than, for example, calling a woman a “slut.”

Proceed, libs.

Update: All due credit to one diehard leftist who’s willing to put principle before partisanship.

Anybody else?

Update: S.E. responds.

The difference between what Hustler Magazine usually does and what they did to SE Cupp is the difference between consensual sex and rape.

Update: I take back the part about Sandra Fluke. Kudos.

Update: Oh, look, it’s Larry Flynt, Free Speech Martyr. He’s the real victim here, right? You know, I think he’s going to realize pretty quickly how different this is than the Jerry Falwell case…

May 23rd, 2012

Terrible news from the NYDN:

Actor Michael McKean, who starred in the film “This is Spinal Tap” and TV’s “Laverne and Shirley,” was recovering Tuesday night in a Manhattan hospital after he was struck by a car on the upper West Side, police sources said.

McKean, 64, who played Lenny on the hit television show, was seen bleeding from the head after a car barreled into him at W. 86th St. and Broadway just before 3 p.m., witnesses and the FDNY said.

The actor, who also portrayed Spinal Tap’s lead singer and guitarist David St. Hubbins in the cult classic “This is Spinal Tap,” was initially taken to St. Luke’s Hospital in critical condition, fire officials said.

His status was upgraded to stable condition at the hospital where doctors discovered he had a broken leg, according to his publicist Harriet Sternberg.

All the best to Mr. McKean. I’ve been there and I know how devastating it is. Let’s hope he makes a speedy recovery and is made whole.

This one has always been my favorite Spinal Tap song:

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May 23rd, 2012

Just kidding!

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Ben LaBolt: a face you can trust.

May 22nd, 2012

The more that some people tell me not to talk about Obama’s false claim of Kenyan birth in his literary bio, the more I want to talk about it.

And clearly I’m not alone. Let’s take a look around the Internet to see what people are saying!

Wesley Pruden, Washington Times:

Who would have guessed that Barack Obama was the original birther, peddling the story that he was born in Kenya long before Donald Trump, Sheriff Joe and assorted nut jobs took it up as a crusade in fantasy and futility…

The convenience of a composite past is that it is a past made up almost entirely of “factoids,” a word coined by the novelist Norman Mailer to describe something that looks like a fact, sounds like a fact but is in fact not a fact… Mr. Obama’s biographical sketch describes Mr. Obama’s mother as “an anthropologist” and his father as “a Kenyan finance minister,” though his mother had only studied anthropology in university and his father was little more than a clerk in the Kenyan finance ministry. This was as fanciful as the factoid that Mr. Obama was “born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii.”

But in the circles where young Obama moved when he was just out of Harvard, a birth in a place closer to the equator was more to be desired than birth in capitalist, imperialist and racist America…

And then, once it was no longer desired — once it became an impediment — it was discarded. The fact of Obama’s birth is no less malleable than any other fact he’s ever encountered.

Investor’s Business Daily:

The discovery of the president’s false book bio claiming Kenyan birth fits an increasingly disturbing pattern. We’ve long described Obama as radical, but he’s also deceitful.

The mix of these two traits in the Oval Office is toxic. But the Washington media are anything but alarmed, still believing as they do the mythical savior figure they created in 2008…

The latest fly in the ointment for Team Obama is a promotional bio Obama’s book agent put out in 1991. The old copy, dug up last week by Breitbart.com, says he was “born in Kenya.” Asked about the mistaken birthplace, the agent claimed it “was nothing more than a fact-checking error.”

But that’s not just any error. Getting a job title wrong is one thing. But screwing up a client’s place of birth is a major — and bizarre — boo-boo.

Hey, it was a good enough excuse for Jake Tapper.

Victor Davis Hanson:

All authors know that their book bios at some point are always sent from the publisher to be checked, are usually adapted from what the author initially writes on the publicity forms, and are periodically updated. That Barack Obama did not know that year in and year out his book bio was listing him as born in Kenya is absurd. Like Elizabeth Warren, he cynically gamed the system, convinced that in postmodern America identities are put on and taken off like clothes… How odd that the birthers might have been of some advantage to Obama earlier in his career.

Good point… Obama and his sycophants sure have been mean to the Birthers, considering they’ve just been saying the same thing Obama used to say.

Dave Weigel:

Breitbart.com’s latest installment of “The Vetting” — its ongoing series of Obama stories that the lazy mainstream media never touched — was misunderstood right out of the gate. The misunderstanding was bipartisan, diverse. The story was about a 1991 brochure by the Acton & Dystel literary agency, then representing Barack Obama. In the brochure, Obama became a hot young proposition who was “born in Kenya…”

But this is the internet. People don’t like to read things. They like to react to things…

The point was that the “born in Kenya” bio lived in the brochure for decades and no one talked about it…

So who bungled the “Kenya” fact? The problem: No one will fess up. Miriam Goderich, who has taken credit for “fact-checking” the item, won’t say how she checked it. (I asked and have heard nothing.)

Me too. And me neither.

Who has time for Twitter when you’re checking facts (that you get wrong for 16 years)?

Even The Hollywood Gossip is getting in on the act:

A year after he put “birther” rumors to rest by releasing his birth certificate, President Obama’s background is back in the news again … with a twist.

An old bio of Obama from his former literary agent says he was born in Kenya, renewing debate over the authenticity of his own account(s) of his past.

You could essentially call this “reverse birtherism.”

Well, no. It’s plain old Birtherism, because it’s falsely saying Obama was born in Kenya. The twist is that Obama was the one saying it.

And finally, here’s good ol’ WaPo riding to Obama’s rescue. Rachel Weiner writes:

Discussion of President Obama’s place of birth died down significantly when he released his long-form birth certicate. But birtherism still lives, even if it no longer gets as much attention…

…on Thursday, the Drudge Report prominently featured a blog post about a 1991 literary agency pamphlet advertising Obama as “born in Kenya.” On Friday afternoon, the story is still close to the top of the page, though a former staffer at the agency has explained that it was her typo.

Typo.

Typo.

Also, this story is “Birtherism,” even though its underlying assumption is that Obama was born in Hawaii, not Kenya. “Birther” means whatever you want it to mean.

Yet another news story that’s embarrassing to the Democrats is refusing to go away. If you wish it would, I ask of you just one thing:

Please complain about it.

May 22nd, 2012

Wow, today must be Easy Headline Day. From something called PFCAuctions.com:

A glass vial which was used to hold a sample of President Ronald Reagan’s blood after an assassination attempt in 1981

The 5” glass vial with a half inch diameter has a green rubber stopper. Dried blood residue from President Reagan (1911-2004) can be seen clearly in the vial with a quarter-inch ring of blood residue at the end of the inserted rubber stopper.

A 3½” x 1” white label has been affixed to the vial. It is printed, in purple ink, “REAGAN RONALD 940029 THOR / 610892572 AARON PRESIDENTIAL / SUITE 3/30/81 M 2/02/11 JAP.” 940029 was Reagan’s patient ID. AARON refers to Benjamin L. Aaron who was Chief of Cardiovascular and Thoracic Surgery at George Washington University Hospital where Reagan was in the Presidential Suite. THOR refers to thoracic. Reagan was admitted on March 30 1981 and M refers to male. The President’s date of birth is incorrectly stated as “2/02/11” when his actual date of birth is February 6 1911.

A second white label, this time printed in green identifies the manufacturer of the vial as “BD / Rutherford, N.J. 07070” – Becton, Dickinson and Company – and “Sodium Heparin / Sterile Interior.” The interior of the tube wall is coated with the anticoagulant sodium heparin which inhibits clotting. This BD “vacutainer” label is filled out in black felt tip marker: “For lead level / Draw 15ml + invert.”

The current bid as of this writing is £7,587, or about $12,000. I’m not sure if that’s too high or too low. Guess it depends on whether you believe it’s real, and if so, if it’s something you’d actually want to possess. See, that’s why we should do away with capitalism. The value of a thing is too dependent on the beholder.

Either way, the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation is not happy about it.

Well, if people are going to start auctioning off presidential bodily fluids, I guess this is as good a place to start as any. This could be a gold mine for Monica…

By the way, Reagan is Satan. Which is why Obama keeps comparing himself to Reagan, I guess.

May 22nd, 2012

That’s my favorite kind of headline, because all I have to do is present the relevant facts. This is hardly the first time “CNN” and “dog poop” have been used in the same sentence, but this time it’s literal.

CBS Atlanta:

A neighborhood argument ended with a stinky stunt that left one man facing a $180 fine.

The prankster admitted to police that he shoved a plastic bag filled with dog feces into his neighbor’s mailbox. But he’s not just any neighbor – he was once an instructor at the University of Georgia and he was also a high-ranking executive at CNN.

Bob Furnad walked his dog right past his neighbor’s driveway last weekend and that’s when he placed a plastic bag full of dog feces inside his neighbor’s mailbox. But Furnad didn’t count on getting caught red-handed on surveillance video.

“What’s the argument about?” asked CBS Atlanta News reporter Steve Kiggins to Benjamin Dameron, Furnad’s neighbor.

“I have no idea, no clue,” replied Dameron.

Neighbors Benjamin Dameron and Ralph Miller can’t understand why their neighbor would do such a thing.

But it gets even better, as David Stein discovered:

Bob Furnad of Covington, GA, was the president of CNN Headline News for four years. Before that, he was executive vice-president and senior executive producer of CNN for thirteen years. And, before that, he was political director of CNN for one year. Oh, and before that, he was senior producer at Good Morning America (news division) for nineteen years. In ’09, he left TV news to teach broadcast news writing and producing at the University of Georgia.

And he HATES Republicans. I mean, he really hates Republicans. On Facebook, he’s a big fan of the anti-Republican page “LOLGOP,” and he’s a big booster of Democrat politicians, including Barack Obama.

Now, to be fair, the media dutifully reported the story of Mr. Furnad being caught on tape cramming his neighbors’ mailbox with dog feces. But damned if not one of the liberal mouthpiece news outlets included the detail that the neighbors who were being harassed by Furnad – Benjamin Dameron and Ralph Miller – are a gay couple. And quite out-of-the-closet

Oh, and Furnad has refused to apologize for his actions.

Well, why should he? He’s a good little liberal.

Now, this isn’t to say that CNN hired Furnad because he’s a homophobe. But apparently they had no problem with it.

Just imagine if anybody even remotely connected with Fox News put dog crap in a gay couple’s mailbox. The Media Matters servers would melt down. MSNBC would call it “Watergate III.” Sandra Fluke would find some way to insert herself into the story. We wouldn’t hear about anything else for at least a week.

But Furnad’s a staunch Democrat. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

(Hat tip: John Nolte)

May 22nd, 2012

Look out, Jon Lovitz. Here’s yet another celebrity who’s not worried about being called a racist for criticizing Obama’s policies and character. Take it away, Penn Jillette, AKA the guy from Penn & Teller who talks. Boy, does he ever…

WARNING: VERY BAD LANGUAGE AND CRITICISM OF THE GREATEST PERSON WHO HAS EVER LIVED

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Wait. Is Penn saying that Obama is arrogant, pompous, and condescending? Yeah, right!

As we all know, drug use is a barrier to entry in the White House, unless you’re a Democrat. Also, not using any drugs at all is bad, if you’re a Republican. I’m just waiting for WaPo to remind us that Romney doesn’t even use caffeine. “Can we really trust a president who doesn’t even drink coffee, America?” That sort of thing. Bush is bad because he did drugs, and Romney is bad because didn’t. They both present obstacles to a Democrat Party Utopia, so hey, whatever works.

Anyway. Penn is an interesting guy. I don’t always agree with him, but even his most idiosyncratic opinions are arrived at honestly. And he doesn’t seem like the type to be intimidated by a wave of lefty hate for daring to stand up to The One. Hell, if Lovitz can fight ‘em off, Penn should have no problem.

(Hat tip: Matt Welch)

May 21st, 2012

Well, here it is anyway.

Apparently this is several years old, but I only just found out about it because it’s Piers Morgan. Charles C. W. Cooke has a very enjoyable hatchet piece about Morgan at NRO, and he lists some of the lowlights of Morgan’s career before he came to America and took CNN’s ratings from the basement to the sub-basement:

Back in the old country, Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan is best known for publishing in the Daily Mirror a set of photographs that ostensibly showed British soldiers abusing prisoners in Iraq but turned out to be actually “calculated and malicious” fakes; for his bellicose and often objectionable appearances on various British television shows (the most notable being a spat with satirist and Private Eye editor Ian Hislop on the political comedy show Have I Got News for You); for making himself hostage to fortune (he was widely mocked when, having suggesting that President Bush was “an idiot to fall off” his Segway, he then did exactly the same thing on television, breaking three ribs); and, overall, for a brazen self-confidence that enjoys a complicated and unequal relationship with his actual abilities.

I hadn’t heard about the Segway thing before. Here’s what Morgan said, according to the Daily Mail:

His paper, the Daily Mirror, ran the headline in 2003: “You’d have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn’t you Mr President.” It added: “If anyone can make a pig’s ear of riding a sophisticated, self-balancing machine like this, Dubya can.”

And so can Piers Morgan:

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Ouch. Guess self-balancing sophistication has its limits. Sorry to hear about Morgan’s broken ribs, but he seems to be okay now, if we’re to judge by the volume of his voice.

Again, I’m sure this isn’t news, but then, neither is CNN.

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