DePaul University Bans Chalk Because It Can Be Used To Spell 'Trump'

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A pedestrian walks past a sidewalk chalk illustration supporting U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders in Des Moines, Iowa

Next up: crayons

Michael Moore Punishes North Carolina For Keeping Men Out Of Women's Restrooms

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Michael Moore criticizes Hollywood for lack of diversity

Voyeurism: A Love Story

German Comedian Under Police Protection For Insulting President Of Turkey

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Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan attends a bilateral meeting with U.S. Vice President Joe Biden in Washington

Das ist nicht witzig

Inky The Octopus Escapes Aquarium, Delighting Morons Everywhere

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Handout of a deep-sea octopus is shown on the ledge near the bottom of Monterey Canyon

He didn't STICK around, get it?

Keith Olbermann Finally Realized He Was Living In A Trump Building

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Worst Landlord in the World

Watch This Amazingly Lifelike Hillary Clinton Robot Boot Up And Speak

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Almost human

BTW, North Korea Still Might Nuke Us

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Kim Jong-Un Death Scene The Interview Ending

[shrug emoticon]

How Many Actual Humans Are Dumb Enough To Follow Trump On Twitter?

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U.S. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump speaks at a campaign event in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States, April 4, 2016. (REUTERS/Jim Young)

Not as many as he'd like you to think

Rachel Dolezal Is Back, And She's Still Black

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Rachel Dolezal in tribal garb

What's wrong with being race-fluid?

Donald Trump Doesn't Know How Elections Work, Throws Fit About It

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Donald Trump president

The Art of the Squeal

Black Lives Matter, But Not As Much As Hillary's

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U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is greeted by supporters during a campaign stop on the street in New York

Whiteness at work

Bryan Adams Does What Bruce Springsteen Did, Only Not As Good

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Bruce Springsteen Chris Christie

[Insert Bryan Adams reference here, if you can remember one]

Bill Clinton Apologizes For Accidentally Telling The Truth

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President Bill Clinton gives a thumbs up sign with first lady Hillary Clinton as they took to the stage prior to addressing the people of Buffalo, New York at the Marine Midland Arena January 20, 1999

A rare misstep

Indiana State Trooper Fired For Proselytizing During Traffic Stops

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Wholly inappropriate

Hillary Gives Reporters Static... Literally

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U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton speaks at a campaign rally in Syracuse, New York, April 1, 2016.  REUTERS/Mike Segar

White Noise Matters

Ben Carson Tries, Fails To Defend Lewandowski And Trump

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File photo of Republican U.S. presidential candidate Ben Carson during a campaign town hall hosted by CNN in Greenville South Carolina

'This is a problem we have in America today'

Please Respect This Man's Transition Into A Woman... And Then A Dragon

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Look out, Geico Gecko

Caption This: Hillary Clinton On The NYC Subway

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#NotAllMuslims Murder Yet Another Bangladeshi Writer In The Street

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Islam Muslim green star and crescent (Getty Images)

Number 6 and counting

Has There Ever Been A Positive Headline With 'Alan Grayson' And 'Ethics' In It?

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Alan Grayson