Please Stop Telling Me This Is The Most Important Election Of Our Lifetime

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Actress Alicia Machado attends the NALIP 2016 Latino Media Awards at Dolby Theatre on June 25, 2016 in Hollywood, California

Nothing matters

NYC Encouraging Residents Not To Talk About Islamic Terrorism

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Islam Muslim green star and crescent (Getty Images)


NIH Spends $50K To Figure Out Why Drunk College Students Get Fat

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Racist Graffiti In Florida: 'Kill Black People'

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KKK Ku Klux Klan (Creative Commons;,_Ku_Klux_Klan_Grand_Dragon,_July_24,_1948.jpg)


It's Unpresidential To Malign A Woman Who Doesn't Conform To Your Standards Of Beauty

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Instapundit 'Investigated' For Tweet, Magnanimously Cleared Of All Charges

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'Nevertheless, the tweet offended many members of our community and beyond'

Clemson University Has A Fix Out For Harambe

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Harambe, a 17-year-old gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo is pictured in this undated handout photo provided by Cincinnati Zoo. REUTERS/Cincinnati Zoo/Handout via Reuters

'Rape culture'

Who Won The First 2016 Presidential Debate?

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Nobody watching, that's for sure

Could Donald Trump Cut Gov't By 25% Overnight?

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Donald Trump candidate . (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

That's the threat, apparently

Caption This: Barry And Leo, Chattin'

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Are You Ready For Some Presidential Debateball?

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Grandma Faintsalot vs. the Great Orange Hope

Let's Play: Guess Obama's Email Pseudonym!

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Obama Laptop

How great would it be if he and Hillary were sexting?

OUT: Vote Your Conscience; IN: Con Your Voters

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CLEVELAND, OH - JULY 20: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) delivers a speech on the third day of the Republican National Convention on July 20, 2016 at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump received the number of votes needed to secure the party's nomination. An estimated 50,000 people are expected in Cleveland, including hundreds of protesters and members of the media. The four-day Republican National Convention kicked off on July 18. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

During Monday Night's Debate, Keep An Eye On Hillary

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Scientist Invents Safer Alternative To Alcohol, Gets Slapped Down By Gov't

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I'm not as think as you alcosynth I am

Feds Subpoena Anthony Weiner's Phone

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The scandal that was a copy editors dream. Anthony Weiner (hee-hee, Weiner) tweeted out a picture of his junk to all of his followers. He had to resign from his position as the U.S. Rep of New York’s 9th district as a result, but don’t think that taught Mr. Weiner any lessons: a subsequent 2013 campaign to become the mayor of New York city was derailed after it was revealed he was still sending sexual photos to a woman who was most certainly not his wife, this time under the pseudonym Carlos Danger, marking Weiner as one of the dumbest mayoral candidates with one of the best porn names ever.(Photo: Getty Images)


Back in '93, Comedian Bill Hicks Explained What To Do When Rioters Surround Your Vehicle

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'Step on the f***in' gas, man'

Hillary 'Powered Through' Her Pneumonia Diagnosis Because Zach Galifianakis Was Waiting

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Honorable mention goes to the 11th hottest Civil War re-enactor? Zach Galifianakis, who just looks like this in everyday life. (Photo: Getty Images)

Some things are more important than your health

Hillary Clinton Gets Help From Cast Of TV Show About POTUS Who Hid Serious Illness

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White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest (L) and actress Allison Janney, who played a fictional press secretary in "The West Wing" television show, stand together at the lectern before the daily press briefing at the White House in Washington, U.S., April 29, 2016. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

Ben Sasse Defines Conservatism For A Bewildered Chuck Todd

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Senator Ben Sasse speaks at the American Conservative Union 2016 annual conference in Maryland

'You don't make America great again by giving more power to one guy in Washington, DC'