Help BuzzFeed Pick A New T-Shirt Slogan! [POLL]

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Buzzfeed employees work at the company's headquarters in New York January 9, 2014. BuzzFeed has come a long way from cat lists. This month one of its journalists was on the ground in Kiev reporting on the crisis in Ukraine, and last December it published an in-depth article on a Chinese dissident living in Harlem, New York. The kittens haven't disappeared, but these days there is serious journalism as well. Founded in 2006, BuzzFeed is now among the top 10 most-visited news and information sites in the United States. Headquartered in New York, BuzzFeed now has more than 150 journalists, an investigative reporting unit, bureaus in Australia and the United Kingdom, and foreign correspondents in far-flung places like Nairobi and the Middle East. Its expansion comes amid a wave of investor interest in new media companies that are trying to capitalize on a decade-long wave of job cuts at newspapers, and new technology that has upended how news and advertising are produced and distributed. To match Feature USA-MEDIA/BUZZFEED  Picture taken January 9, 2014.  REUTERS/Brendan McDermid (UNITED STATES - Tags: MEDIA BUSINESS SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY) - RTX19CTT

Caption This: Jeff Sessions And John Lewis March In Selma To Remember MLK

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Chelsea Manning, Who Is Actually A Genetic Male Named Bradley, May Be Freed By Obama

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Manning

The balls on this guy

Happy 7th Birthday, Daily Caller!

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Welcome To The New Yellow Journalism

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U.S. Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump appears at a campaign roundtable event in Manchester, New Hampshire, U.S., October 28, 2016. REUTERS/Carlo Allegri/File Photo

You can't spell journalism without U-R-I-N-A-L

A Sneak Preview Of Obama's 'Farewell Address'

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Obama smiling Getty Images

What will he say?

Code Pink Protester Screams About 'Jim Sessions'

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Close, but...

U2 Delaying Next Album Because Hillary Lost

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Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2 and co-founder of ONE, a non-profit, non-partisan advocacy organization, testifies during a Senate Appropriations Subcommittee hearing on Capitol Hill, April 12, 2016 in Washington, D.C.

Auf Wiedersehen, Baby

Cory Booker Testifies About Jeff Sessions

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Newark Mayor Cory Booker

'Fake News' Is Over, Says Fake Newspaper

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A man walks past The Washington Post on August 5, 2013 in Washington, DC after it was announced that Amazon.com founder and CEO Jeff Bezos had agreed to purchase the Post for USD 250 million. Multi-billionaire Bezos, who created Amazon, which has soared in a few years to a dominant position in online retailing, said he was buying the Post in his personal capacity and hoped to shepherd it through the evolution away from traditional newsprint. AFP PHOTO/Brendan SMIALOWSKI (Photo credit should read BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images)

All the Publisher's Men

Good News: Meryl Streep Probably Won't Get Arrested For #SpeakingTruthToPower

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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 08: Actress Meryl Streep, recipient of the Cecil B. DeMille Award, poses in the press room during the 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Whew

Amy Schumer To March For Women's Rights, Much-Needed Exercise

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Amy Schumer called plus sized (Photo: Getty Images)

Hup, two, three, four

Chuck Schumer To Hold Pro-Obamacare Senate Sleepover

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Sen. Chuck Schumer (Screenshot/MSNBC)

That oughta do it

Hillary Wins (Standing Ovation At Broadway Show)

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Hillary Clinton Reuters/Jim Young

So she's got that goin' for her

DC Dems Lament Lack Of Job Opportunities

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Oh no

Gun-Grabbing Ghoul Shannon Watts: Don't 'Good Guys With Guns' Murder People?

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Biden To House Democrats' Electoral College Objections: 'It Is Over'

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Vice President Joe Biden speaks during a roundtable on the Cancer Moonshot Initiative as comedian Jon Stewart looks on December 13, 2016 at Eisenhower Executive Office Building in Washington, D.C. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

Better luck next time

Here's Another One For All You Celebrities. Celebrities. CELEBRITIES.

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Repeat as needed

Killer Whale Killed By Death

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Young children get a close-up view of an Orca killer whale during a visit to the animal theme park SeaWorld in San Diego, California

Buh-bye

The Ratings For 'Celebrity Apprentice' Are In, And You'll Never Guess Who's Mocking Arnold

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Host Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tyra Banks participate in a panel for "The New Celebrity Apprentice" in Universal City

Or maybe you will