At Least Election 2016 Is Almost Over!

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In this Combination of pictures taken on September 26, 2016, Republican nominee Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton face off during the first presidential debate at Hofstra University in Hempstead, New York. / AFP / Paul J. Richards (Photo credit should read PAUL J. RICHARDS/AFP/Getty Images)

Probably

UVA Rape Hoax Trial: Nicole Eramo Contemplated Suicide

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'I just wanted to disappear'

Kenyans Place Curse On Obama's Trump-Loving Brother Malik

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'He is not one of us here because he is eating with the enemy'

Bernie Bro Heckles Hillary At Her Own Rally, Gets Escorted Offstage

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Tsk, tsk, tsk

Rolling Stone, Sabrina Erdely, Jann Wenner Found Liable With Malice In UVA Rape Hoax Lawsuit

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Finally

Weiner Gets Back On That Horse

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Anthony Weiner (Getty Images)

Literally

PETA Tackles Very Serious Problem: Cow Rape

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Informed cow-nsent?

Now There's A Rap Video About Bill Clinton's Alleged African-American Son

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Of course

Green Party: World Series Game 7 Rain Delay Caused By Global Warming

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Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein arrives at a rally of Bernie Sanders's supporters on the second day of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, U.S., July 26, 2016. Picture taken July 26, 2016

Since when is there November rain?

Weiner Goes To Wiener-Hab

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Again

Biden's Motorcade Gets Into Yet Another Accident

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Joe Biden, Screen Shot Mic YouTube, 4-11-2016

Slow, Joe

Hillary Wasn't In NYC On 9/11/01, But At Least She Got The Pulse Nightclub Shooting Right

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WASHINGTON, DC - JULY 05: Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton addresses the 95th Representative Assembly of the National Education Association July 5, 2016 in Washington, DC. Clinton will be joined by President Barack Obama at a campaign stop in Charlotte, North Carolina later today. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

She sure does say a lot of stuff that isn't true

Authentic Black Woman Rachel Dolezal Announces Memoir

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Washington state civil rights advocate Rachel Dolezal appears on the NBC News "TODAY" show in New York June 16, 2015 in a still handout image from video provided by NBC. REUTERS/NBC News' TODAY show/Anthony Quintano/Handout via Reuters

'In Full Color'

Orlando Police Release 911 Audio Of Pulse Nightclub Shooter Omar Mateen

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Omar Mateen Myspace handout via Reuters

'I pledge of allegiance (sic) to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State'

Barry To Hillary: You're On Your Own, Lady

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PHILADELPHIA, PA - JULY 27: US President Barack Obama and Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton embrace on the third day of the Democratic National Convention at the Wells Fargo Center. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

Cold

When Amy Schumer And Seth Rogen Start Selling Beer, People Stop Buying It

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Pigs hanging out. Aly Song/Reuters.

Weird

2011 FLASHBACK: Watch Andrew Breitbart Take Over Anthony Weiner's Press Conference

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Legendary

It Was Probably A Mistake For Huma Abedin And Anthony Weiner To Share The Same Devices

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Clinton Campaign Trips Over Weiner?

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More Republicans Condemndorse Donald Trump

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South Carolina Governor and moderator of the Heritage Action Presidential Candidate Forum Nikki Haley speaks to the crowd September 18, 2015 in Greenville, South Carolina. Eleven republican candidates each had twenty five minutes to talk to voters Friday at the Bons Secours Wellness arena in the upstate of South Carolina. (Photo by Sean Rayford/Getty Images)

You can't have it both ways, but politicians always try