Trey Gowdy Thinks It Matters That Hillary Clinton Broke The Law And Lied About It

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Democratic presidential candidate former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton laughs during a Get Out the Vote rally at World Cafe Live at the Queen on April 25, 2016 in Wilmington, Delaware

LOL

#NotAllMuslims Try To Murder Federal Judge In Terror Trial

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Islam Muslim green star and crescent (Getty Images)

Y'know, like ya do

Iron Man Is Now A Woman, Because Diversity

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diversity

No jokes, nerds

German Rape Victim Lies About Attackers Because #NotAllMuslims Are Rapists

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Islam Muslim green star and crescent (Getty Images)

Das racist

Sure, Hillary Clinton Broke The Law And Lied About It, But SHE'S HILLARY CLINTON

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Democratic U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton arrives to speak during her California primary night rally (Getty Images)

The fix was in a long time ago

ISIS Keeps Killing People Because We're Beating Them, Or Something

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'Tis but a scratch

Trump Tells Hilarious Humor Joke About Mexican Planes Attacking Him Or Something

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Donald Trump visits Trump International Golf Links in Aberdeen, Scotland. (Getty Images)

Great

Collingswood, NJ Cops Will No Longer Interrogate Children For Saying 'Brownie'

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Brownies

Half-baked

Two Dudes Named Misty Become First Democratic 'Transgender' Congressional Nominees

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Nobody wants to see their dad in drag, but Robin Williams' had a good reason for it in "Mrs. Doubtfire." The 1993 comedy starred Williams as a divorced father who posed as a 70-year-old nanny in order to spend more time with his children. Hilarity ensues, including scenes with a burning bosom and cayenne pepper. While becoming a woman might not have been the best idea, there was a certain sweetness in the length that Daniel would go to be with his kids.

Yaas queen

NJ Elementary School Calls Cops On Third-Grader For Saying 'Brownie'

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Brownies

Just dessert? Or just deserts?

Marines, Never Deployed, Changed Clothes 4 Times During Benghazi Attack

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U.S. Secretary of State Clinton reacts while testifying on the Benghazi attacks during Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing in Washington 2

What difference, at this point, does it make?

The Jalapeno Bacon Mac & Cheese Kid Is Back

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Luke Gatti Apology

Gay Man Tweets Shooting Threats To Republican Congressmen, Tries 'jk lol' Defense

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A 3D-printed Twitter logo is seen through broken glass, in this picture illustration taken February 8, 2016. Twitter shed 5.4 percent to hit a new record low of $14.87 after reports over the weekend that the company was planning to change how it display tweets. REUTERS/Dado Ruvic/Illustration - RTX261LE

Tough crowd

Trump Spokesbot: Yeah, But See, That Proposed Ban Applies To #NotAllMuslims

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Trump Spokeswoman Katrina Pierson Wears Bullet Necklace On TV

Suckers

MN Gas Station Offers Discount To Cops & Concealed Carriers, Business Thrives

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The Colt 1911 was a popular gun among many different criminals of the era. It also fired the powerful .45 ACP round. (Credit: Shutterstock)

This guy gave it a shot

Obama Doesn't Have To Answer For Benghazi, Says Obama

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Take that, Republicans

The House Democrats Make History By Doing Something Historic, Historically

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Histrionics

#Brexit Is, Quite Literally, The End Of The World

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UK EU referendum concept with flags and BREXIT message (Shutterstock)

What a let-down

Corey Lewandowski Will Now Grab Viewers On CNN

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Line up, ladies

If You Don't Like The New Ghostbusters Theme, You Hate Women

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First Trailer For The All-Female 'Ghostbusters' Reboot Is Definitely ... Something (YouTube)

#MaleTears