Ask Matt Labash

Ask Matt Labash: Defending mall culture - TheDC

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‘Without your ilk taking up so much unfashionable space throughout America, hipsters might choose to live everywhere. … A grateful nation thanks you’

Ask Matt Labash: A marriage proposal, Euro-screwed, and interrupting Barack O'bama - TheDC

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‘Exhibiting rudeness and ignorance is part of our reporter training’

Ask Matt Labash: What I've been doing since my last column - TheDC

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‘Kicking ass. Taking names. Handing those names over to Homeland Security, as a patriot/hero in the War on Terror’

Ask Matt Labash: Fly fishing vs. fly tying, brother vs. brother - TheDC

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‘Building things isn’t for everyone, and fly tying isn’t either’

Ask Matt Labash: How to help Andrew Breitbart's children - TheDC

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‘After all the affectionate eulogizing and hit-obituaries, those five people still have to get down to the hard business of living’

Ask Matt Labash: Ode to dogs, and does loving her (now a him) make me gay? - TheDC

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‘When you had relations with the woman, she was still a woman. End of story. We can’t be held responsible for our lovers’ secret desires’

Ask Matt Labash: How to buy Mitt Romney nose plugs - TheDC

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Also, the Stephen Stills philosophy of fly fishing: ‘If you can’t catch the fish you love, catch the fish you’re with’

Ask Matt Labash: Van Halen, lost youth, and the downside of nostalgia - TheDC

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‘I didn’t merely listen to Van Halen, I became them. … Somewhere along the way, however, I stopped listening’

Ask Matt Labash: The upside of eating fingernails - TheDC

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Also, welcoming the new kids, and picking the scab off Iowa

Ask Matt Labash: To Iowa -- a hate letter - TheDC

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Also, a New Year’s resolution, and liberal media suppression

Ask Matt Labash: Bonk/Marry/Kill (election edition), and Kwanzaa mascots - TheDC

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Also, the healing power of obituaries

Ask Matt Labash: Blood on his hands: Why gramps should be blamed for fishing out our rivers - TheDC

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‘There are other things to eat besides fish. And there are other reasons to fish besides filling your belly’

Ask Matt Labash: A Thanksgiving guide to cutting your turkey, maiming your children - TheDC

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Also, stealing white meat from your women; and banning baby kissing

Ask Matt Labash: Michael Jackson's kid-touching and Herman Cain's blonde problem - TheDC

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‘I would’ve cared a lot more if it had been a ‘guilty’ verdict, convicting Michael Jackson of touching trusting children below the belt’

Ask Matt Labash: A defense of Christopher Columbus, and a Nancy Grace referral - TheDC

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‘If it weren’t for Columbus, think of the tens of thousands of American studies professors who would be on food stamps’

Ask Matt Labash: Building bridges back to the 20th century, and how not to love too much - TheDC

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Also, politicians and their bridge fetishes: ‘Fix it yourself, Barack Obama. I’m busy’

Ask Matt Labash: Occupy Wall Street, Nazis vs. Commies and American whining - TheDC

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‘If Walt Whitman were alive today, he wouldn’t hear America singing. He’d hear it whining’

Ask Matt Labash: Is Obama the Antichrist? - TheDC

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‘As Jesus said if you love me, feed my sheep, the self-styled Messiah, Obama, tells his disciples if you love me, pass my jobs bill’

Ask Matt Labash: Why iHate Steve Jobs/Apple products - TheDC

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Also, Jimmy Hoffa, SOB’s, and the New Conservative Crybabyism

Ask Matt Labash: Why selfish Haitians should help US quake victims - TheDC

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Also, the tubing menace — a fly fisher’s lament