DC Trawler

I got invited to a party, but I stayed home instead

Wait, no I didn’t. As I’ve been doing for over a month now, I ignored my every instinct and instead followed the advice of Tucker Carlson. Shockingly, so far this has been a very good idea.

The Daily Caller had our launch party last night, and it was sort of incredible. Throughout the day I’ll be working on a no-doubt epic post about it, so please don’t worry if you click refresh and there’s nothing new for a while.

Or do worry, if you want. Actually, you might be better off worrying. I worry incessantly. OMG, why did I just say that?

P.S. Yes, ladies, Labash has that look on his face all the time. My hands are still shaking.