Letterman has been hammering Leno over the whole fiasco with Conan O’Brien, and last night Leno finally hit back. Hard.
“Hey Kev, you know the best way to get Letterman to ignore you? Marry him. He will not bother you. He won’t look you in the eye.”
Dayummmmm! Harsh. Harsh.
Well, that’s as good an excuse as any for me to rerun this item I posted on my old blog a few months ago, when Letterman revealed his intern-errific infidelity on the air:
Top Ten Reasons to Accept That Job Offer from David Letterman
10. Get to find out “Worldwide Pants” refers to his breathing
9. Whenever he has trouble performing, he can always count on Paul
8. Stupid Prostate Tricks
7. Pillow talk includes fond remembrances of working with Calvert DeForest
6. “Can Jay do this? Huh? Can Jay do this?”
5. Share in wistful late-life transition from “My girlfriend doesn’t understand me” to “My wife doesn’t understand me”
4. Will It Rise?
3. Tries to be nice about it when he passes you off to Biff Henderson
2. “Whoops, looks like Cheney isn’t the only one who shoots people in the face”And the Number One Reason to Accept That Job Offer from David Letterman:
1. After the sex, he lets you keep the Palin wig
And here’s Dennis Miller reading it on his radio show that same day:
“My new hero.” That’s pretty alright, isn’t it?