Not to say that any of Obama’s speeches aren’t big. They’re all big. By definition. Because he is the President of the United States. Just ask him.
- Something called “The Daily Collar” has The State of the Union by the numbers.
- Jon Ward and Gautham Nagesh were there. They were paying attention.
- Would you like to read a transcript? No? Okay, sheesh. You don’t have to bite my head off.
Also, I think I left my coat at that bar. If you’ve seen my coat, I kind of need it back. Thanks, man.
P.S. Mr. Carlson doesn’t drink. He’s just that way naturally.
P.P.S. I’m checking on the comments thing, guys. We did some new stuff with the formatting yesterday, apparently. I’m just the typing guy, I don’t know about computers and stuff. But I do know that it’s going to be okay. Just breathe.