DC Trawler

Do you like it when people say mean-but-true things about Keith Olbermann?

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Of course you do. Well, this is the most brutal Olbysmashing I’ve ever read. And I’ve read ours. Check it out:

The audience of Countdown has sunk to roughly 20% of FOX News-viewers led by Bill O’Reilly. And now the fat lady is howling her delight as she joins a decades-long string of females in Keith’s life — beginning with his mother, who thought her son needed psychological help — whose fist-bumps will come when he has exited their lives.

Olbermann does not like women, especially attractive and/or accomplished women. Nor is he particularly fond of men. He is forever the awkward, angry teenager of his high school days who mystified psychologists, the überdork whose cruel taunts of the athletes he covered as a sports broadcaster were legendary, even as he yearned to be thought of as the stud that covers studs.

And then it gets rude. I have any number of reasons not to want to trade places with Keith Olbermann. Having to read this — and he will read this — is just one of them.

Jim Treacher