When Tiger Woods sits down in Florida Friday with “friends, colleagues and close associates,” he won’t really be there to make amends, as his agent suggested Wednesday.
Woods will be coming back to launch a new, 2010 version of Tiger Woods, the same as if he were launching this year’s version of his video game.
Woods doesn’t want to take questions, so he won’t, because he’s still Tiger Woods.
But all husbands caught cheating – just once – probably wish they could find this soft a place to land.
The agent, an overbearing and wildly overrated huckster named Mark Steinberg, also said Woods plans to apologize for his behavior.