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Not sure what else to call this:

Oscar winning actress Susan Sarandon has had a bad time of it lately. The actress recently separated from her long time partner, actor Tim Robbins. Sarandon attended the third anniversary of The Box in New York’s Lower East Side.

A transsexual cabaret performer named Rose Wood engaged in projectile vomiting on stage and hit Sarandon with it…

“Apparently [Sarandon] got a big kick out of it. She squealed with surprise and loved it when several handsome gentlemen wiped it off of her. She had a ball! I saw her assistant downstairs afterward, and he was moved by it! She was in great spirits,” Wood told the New York Press.

Hey, who hasn’t been vomited upon by a cabaret performer at some point? Say again? You haven’t? What are you, some kind of rube? Oh, dear. How amusing.

And a transsexual cabaret performer at that? Just a little extra flavor. Quite literally.

Jim Treacher