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President Obama’s advisers are nearing a recommendation that Khalid Sheik Mohammed, the self-proclaimed mastermind of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, be prosecuted in a military tribunal, administration officials said, a step that would reverse Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr.’s plan to try him in civilian court in New York City.

I can’t wait for them to explain how this was the plan all along, and any false ideas to the contrary you might have are the fault of George Walker Bush.

P.S. Head fake?

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Jim Treacher