You heard it here first! Wait, no you didn’t. That’s ridiculous. Everybody who cares already knows. Sorry. It’s just been a rough couple of months, and sometimes I say things without really thinking them through.
Anyway. Congratulations to Duke, and well done, Bulldogs. You make me want to be a better alumnus. Alumni? No, alumnus is the singular, I think.
By the way: Tough loss, Indianapolis Star. Tough loss.