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For those about to quake, we salute you

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I have never been more proud to be a part of the Daily Caller than I am right now.

Boobquake is going on today. Find out more at Blaghag.com and Facebook. Won’t you do your part? I know I’ll be doing mine.

There’s not really a male equivalent, is there? Both guys and girls are going, “Yay, Boobquake! We love boobs!” You wouldn’t get such a universal reaction with, say, Dongquake.

P.S. I’ll be in my bunk.