Let Jesse James have his Nazi-costumed, tattooed tarts – Sandra Bullock has little Louis now.
Why have a big baby when you can have a real one?
Holding her pudgy 3-1/2-month-old up in the air as the infant looks at us quizzically from the cover of People magazine, Bullock looks ecstatic.
After all, happiness is the best revenge.
In one of the more astounding celebrity stories, Bullock reveals she and the TV motorcycle-show host became parents to Louis in January.