CNN attributes alleged Time Square attacker’s little outburst to family, financial ‘pressure’

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If you attend a Tea Party rally, raising signs sky-high, emblazoned with anti-tax slogans then you’re probably a terrorist, or at the very least, a racist extremist who hates ObamaCare.

But what if you load up a Nissan Pathfinder with enough fertilizer and firecrackers for the world’s largest Hog Farm Independence Day and leave the smoking vehicle in the middle of Time Square surrounded by thousands of innocent civilians?

According to CNN anchors, you’re probably just under a lot of stress.

Earlier today, John Robert’s nameless replacement for the morning offered some insight into the alleged Times Square bomber’s failed attempt, noting that Faisal Shahzad had his house foreclosed on and that “one would have to imagine that brought a lot of pressure and alot of heartache on the family.”


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