A few weeks ago a 12-year-old kid posted a video of himself performing at his school’s talent show, and… well, just watch:
I’m not positive, but I think the blonde in the top row actually got pregnant.
This video has gotten over 2 million hits on Youtube, and he’s going to be on Ellen DeGeneres tomorrow. I’m rooting for him to hit it big, not only on the basis of his own talent, but so I can stop hearing about that Bieber twerp. He’ll need the money, because he’ll need bodyguards to keep the jocks from giving him swirlies until he grows gills.
And yes, I do feel creepy posting this. But what else is new?
(Hat tip: Shelley Blackwell)