DC Trawler

George Bush now officially responsible for all problems everywhere

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Sharyl Attkisson: It’s been 10 years since that oddly public passionate kiss at the Democratic Convention. That was followed by Gore winning the popular vote for president but losing the electoral vote. Family friend Sally Quinn says that may have done the marriage irreparable harm.

Sally Quinn: He obviously suffered a lot and still is suffering. He’ll never get over that, and neither will she.

Yeah, he’s had to settle for being insanely wealthy and celebrated. Poor guy.

It’s good to know Al Gore has his own universe, though. It’s just like this one, except over there, the things Al Gore says are true.

P.S. Briefly today, it was thought that George W. Bush had joined Twitter. He hasn’t. But people reacted well to the idea.

Jim Treacher