‘Cause this dude is about to go off! For real!
“Four score and seven years ago…”
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”
“I don’t sit around just talking to experts because this is a college seminar, we talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick.”
Quick question for Brian Williams: You specify “innocent animals.” Are you sure there weren’t any guilty ones?
(Hat tip: Allahpundit)