DC Trawler

Ask Matt Labash what he wants for his birthday

Which is today! Originally it was yesterday, but that’s my birthday. So I made him change it. Anyhow, I got him a coffee mug that says, “You’re only 29 once…” And then you turn it around and it says, “…a year!” He liked it so much, he threw it against the wall next to my head.

Read his column. He’s very nice to me this week, in his own way.

S.E. Cupp has a new one too. This week she channels Obama as he attempts to feign human emotion. I just want it to be known that I am voting for S.E. when she runs for President of the United States. President Cupp. Are you telling me you wouldn’t watch every single speech, every public appearance? What the hell is wrong with you?