DC Trawler

Why does Al Gore hate oil spills?

It gets all over the sheets.

Speaking of which, the police have now released the audio of his accuser’s statement:

It sounds like she’s reading from a written statement and extemporizing from it, which I’m sure hurts her credibility or something.

(Hat tip: Kill Truck)

P.S. Al used to feel guilty about all that carbon he was breathing out during his, um, “massages,” so he started buying rubbin’ credits.