If this woman really has a sample of Al Gore’s DNA, can’t we use it to make some clones? What’s going to happen on the day when, Gaia forbid, Al’s not flying around the planet anymore telling people not to fly around the planet? The fate of the Earth is too important. We should make an entire army of Al Gores. The Green Lamenter Corps!
(Hat tip: Hot Air)
P.S. Speaking of superheroes: Molly Hagerty holds up her baggie of black pants, and 10 minutes later Wonder Woman shows up wearing… black pants??? Are we supposed to believe that’s a coincidence? Actually, I guess it would have to be.