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Don’t let Prince find out you’re reading this

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Because it’s on the Internet. Which is no longer cool, if it ever was. The Artist Formerly Known As Popular has spoken, telling the Daily Mirror:

“The internet’s completely over,” he said. “I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. The internet’s like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can’t be good for you.”

His name is Prince. And he is cranky!

I don’t know what he’s talking 0110000101100010011011110111010101110100. Ahem. What I mean to say is that I’m on the Internet all the time, and I’m perfectly 01100110011010010110111001100101. 01000011011100100110000101110000. 0100000101100111011000010110100101101110? 01001000011001010110110001110000! 01001000011001010110110001110000!!!