Monkey business

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Monkey see, monkey kill.

Taliban terrorists have a secret weapon to destroy the infidel American enemy — monkey marksmen.

According to The People’s Daily in China, the Taliban in Afghanistan is “training monkeys to use weapons to attack American troops.”

The monkeys, being rewarded with bananas and peanuts, are being turned into snipers at a secret Taliban training base.

Full story: Jihad monkey! – NYPOST.com