When we first heard Al and Tipper separated,
There was a gasp heard ’round the world,
That kiss, ten years ago, at the Democratic Convention,
But now accusations are being hurled:
A Nobel Prize for disrespecting health care professionals,
Female massage therapist numbers 1, 2, 3…
While trotting the globe promoting his movie to save the Earth,
Laurie David, did he or didn’t he?
But worst of all, the Inconvenient Truth,
After sanctimoniously distancing himself from Clinton during his presidential run,
Perpetrating the boring image which some blame for his loss,
When like Bill, Gore just wants to have “fun!”
Karen Ann DeLuca is an attorney residing in Virginia.